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Derpok



Sardar:
Kal Raat Mere GHar Chor Ghus Aaye,
Unho Ny Mujhy Khoob Mara Aur Phir Murga Bana Ker
Sara Saman Loot Ker Le Gaye.

Parosi:
To Tum Shor Macha Dete.

Sardar:
Chal Pagal,
Me Koi Derpok Hun Jo Shor Macha Deta.. :-D

Hahha



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