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Sardar Aeroplane Me Ja Raha Tha.
Achanak Us Ny Pilot Ka Head Phone Utaar Liya.

Pilot: Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Hen??

Sardar: Oye Saale,
Ticket To Hum Ny Bhi Liya Hai
Aur Gaane Tu Akela Hi Sun Raha Hai.. :-D

Hahahha



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