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In KBC..

Amitabh:
What Is Ur Father Name??

Sardar Phone Per:
Maa Papa Ka Kiya Naam Hai??

Maa: Sawal Kitny Ka Hai?

Sardar: 10000 Ka

Maa: Beta Tu Quit Ker De,
Warna 10000 K Liye Ghar
Me Jhagra Ho Jaye Ga.. :-D

Hahhaha



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