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Answering Machine



Sardar Fixed An Answering
Machine At Home.
Two Days Later He
Disconnected It Because
He Was Getting Complaints
Like
"Sala Phone Utha Ker
Bolta Hai Ghar Per Nahi Hai.." :-D

Hahhaha



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