Purani Aadat
Santa: Jab Se Tum Meri
Zindgi Me Aai Ho Tab Se
Meri Cigarette Aur Paan
Ki Aadat Chhut Gai Hai.
Girlfriend: Sachi..
Tum Mujh Se Itna Piyar Kerty Ho. ?
Santa:
Kamini Tere Chakkar Me Ab
Mere Pass Kuch Khridny K Liye
Paise Hi Nahi Bachty.. :-( :-D
Hahhaha
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