Sadqa
Pathan Ek Baba Ji K Pass Gaya..
Pathan: Baba Ji Hum Bohat Pareshan Hai,
Hum Jab Naswar Nahi Khata To Hum Ko
1 Ke 4,4 Dikhty Hen,
Aur Jab Naswar Kha Leta Hai To
1 Ke 2,2 Dikhai Detey Hen.
Baba Ji: Tumhara Kaam Ho Jaye Ga Bacha,
Bas Kuch Paise Lagen Gy.
Pathan: Kitny Paise??
Baba Ji: Kuch Ziyada Nahi,
Bas Jo Ek Lakh Chobis Hazar Peghamber Hen
Un K Naam Ka Sirf Ek Ek Rupya Sadqa De Do.
Pathan Masumiyat Se:
Theek Hai Baba Ji
Aap Ek Ek Naam Bolty Jao
Hum Sadqa Deta Jaye Ga.. :-)
Baba Ji Shocked
Pathan Rocked.. :-D
Hhahaha
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