Baari
Kanjoos Baap k bete ne kha:
"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gai hai,
50,000 mang rhi hai, CHUP rehne ke."
.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
2 Mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri GF Pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi hai."
.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
6 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari Beti boli:
"Daddy, I am Pregnant."
.
Kanjoos ne usko gale se
lagaya aur beti ka maatha
Choom ke kaha:
"Shabaash Beti,
Ab paise lene ki Baari Hamari hai".. ;-) :-D
Hahhaha
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