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Goliyan Khatam ho jayein



Ek Fouji Officer Pathan recruit sey:
"Agar Maidan me Tumharey Pass
Goliyan Khatam ho jayein to
Tum kya karo gy?"
.
Pathan:
"Janab Me Aawazen Nikalunga:
"Dhishkoon, DhishkooN".. ;-)

Hahhaha



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