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I will kill you



Husband: Why are the Defective Condoms lying on the Sofa.??

Wife: What..???
Where..??

Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:
‘I will kill you,
If U don't Stop Calling Our Children "Defective Condoms"...;-p



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