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Bharti



Mohakma Police me bhartiya ho rahi thin.

Ek Nabeena shakhs b wahan ja pohancha aur

police inspector se kehny laga :

"Janab mujhy bhi bharti ker len."


Inspector herat se : Magar kis liye??


Nabeena shakhs : Andha dhund Firing k liye...:-)



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