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Ek aadmi Rakshy Waly se



Ek aadmi Rakshy Waly se :

Khan Saab! Saddar jaye ga?

Khan : Hamara khayal hai nahi jaye ga.

Aadmi : Aray Bhai, Saddar jaye ga?

Khan : Shayad 2015 tak jaye ga.

Aadmi : Abay me bol raha hun Saddar, Regal Chowk jaye ga?

Khan : Ye to Sadar ka marzi hai k Regal Chowk jaye

ya Golimaar. Hum se pooch k thori jaye ga.

Aadmi : O Pagal! mujhy le ker Saddar Regal Chowk tak

jaye ga..?

Khan : Yaar hum us ka Secretory hai?

Khud ja k poocho k tumhen le ker

jaye ga k nahi...:-)



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