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Sardar ji goes into a store



Sardar ji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.

He asks the salesman, "What is that shiny object?"

The salesman replies, "That is a Thermos."

The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"

The salesman responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"

The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.

His Sardar boss sees him and asks,

"What is that shiny object with you?"

He said, "It's a Thermos."

The boss asks, "What does it do?"

He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"

The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a cold drink."



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