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Bathroom ki Kundi



A Beautiful girl goes to Skin Doctor and asks: Mujhe apne Jism se bohat pyar hai, So mujhe Nahanay se pehle kya lagana

chahiye?

Doctor: Bathroom ki Kundi.



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