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Definition of Human Being
Definition of Human Being:
A Creature that Cuts Trees, Makes Papers and Writes
"SAVE TREES" on it.
Funny People!
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By: Master Mind
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I Always Like to Walk in FOG
I always Like to Walk in Rain; as no One Can See My Tears.
Charlie Chaplin.
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I always Like to Walk in FOG; as no one Can See That I'm Smoking.
Saleem Charsi :-)
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By: Master Mind
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Three Dreams of a Man
Three Dreams of a Man:
To be as Handsome as his Mother Thinks.
To be as Rich as his Child Believes.
To have as many Women as his Wife Suspects. :-)
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By: Dhump
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Only One Perfect Wife
There's Only One Perfect Child in the World & Every Mother has it.
There's Only One Perfect Wife in the World & Every Neighbor has it.
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By: Fuzail
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Don't Get up Early
One Day a Fisherman Got up Very Early in the Morning, There Was Not Enough Sunlight to Get into the Sea.
He Saw a Pack of Stones.
To Pass Time, He Started Throwing The Stone Into The Sea.
While Having the Last Stone in the Hand, The Sun Came up then he Saw that the Stone was a Diamond.
He Felt for his Misfortune of Throwing all of Them into the Sea.
Moral: Don't Get up Early in the Morning. :-)
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By: Ariese Ansari
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Love A Girl B4 Marriage
A TRUE THOUGHT:
One Who Doesn't Love A Girl Before His Marriage.
Can Never Love His Wife After Marriage. :-)
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By: Ariese Ansari
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Excessive Drinks & Babes
Excessive!
Drinks, Babes, Cigarettes, Are Enemies...
And
A Man Who Runs Away From His Enemies Is A Coward.
Great People Great Thoughts!
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By: Master Mind
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A Man Behind A Girl
Golden Words:
A Man Who Is Behind
Drugs, Alcohol and Cigarettes.
Is More Safer Than A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.
William Charsi. :-)
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By: Irfan
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First Million Bucks
Always Remember!
Be Nice to People Until You Have Made Your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you. :-)
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By: Master Mind
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Great JAPANESE Proverb
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If One Can Do It, You Too Can Do It,
If None Can Do It, You Must Do It."
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If One Can Do it, Let him Do It.
If None Can Do It, Why Waste Our Time on It."
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By: Irfan
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irfan says:
( Saturday, December 26, 2009 )
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( Friday, December 25, 2009 )
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