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Name: Nooman
Location: Karachi, Pakistan
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Member Since: 23 Dec 2008

About Nooman:

Hi I m Nooman from Pakistan. I like funny sms

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Nooman


  • Ibrahem Bin Adham kehte hain
    Ibrahem Bin Adham kehte hain K

    1-jab khuda ki nafermani karo to uska rizq na khao.

    2-jab gunah karo to uski badshahat se nikal jao.

    3-gunah wahan karo jahan wo dekh na sake.

    4-jab maot ka farishta aae to us se touba ki muhlat mang lena, warna uske aane se pehle touba karlo

    5-qabar men munkar nakeer sawal karne aaen to unko bahar nikal dena, warna
    sawalon ke jawab ki tayari karlo

    6-qayamat men dozakh men dala jae to jane se inkar kardo warna gunah chor
    do.


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Suna hai is Mohabbat Main
    Suna hai is Mohabbat Main
    Bohat Nuqsaan Hota Hai

    Mehakta Jhoomta Jeevan
    Ghamon k Naam Hota hai

    Suna hai Chain Kho Kar Wo
    Sehar se Shaam Rota hai

    Mohabbat Jo Bhi Karta hai
    Bohat Badnaam Hota Hai

    Suna hai is Mohabbat Main
    Kahin bhi Dil Nahi Lagta

    Bina Us k Nigahon Main
    Koi Mousam Nahi Jachta

    Khafa Jis se Mohabbat ho
    Wo Jeevan Bhar nahi Hansta

    Boht Anmol hai Wo Dil
    Ujar kar Phir Nahi Basta

    Suna hai is Mohabbat Main
    Bohat Nuqsaan Hota Hai.


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  • Moat Humain Ruswa Karde
    ~~"DUA"~~

    YA ALLAH is se Pehlay K MAUT Humain Ruswa Karde
    TU humary Jism humari Rooh ko acha karde.

    Yeh jo humari Halat Hai Humne hi banaai hai
    Jaisa TU chahta hai ab Waisa karde

    Humary har Faislay mein TERI Raza Shamil ho
    Jo TERA Hukam ho wo Humara Irada karde

    Hum Main jo Beemar hain un ko tu Achha kar de.
    Aur meri har Jaiz Tamanna ko Pura Karde.

    AAMEEN.

    Dua go.


  •   Category: Dua / Prayers SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Muhabbat Jab Lahu Ban Kar
    Muhabbat jab Lahu Ban Kar Ragon mai Sar'sarae to.
    Koi lamha Guzhishta Chahton ka Jab Sataye to.

    Qadam Dherey se uthte hon Irada Dagmagae to.
    Koi Manoos si Aawaz main Wapis Bulaye to.

    Tumhara Dil Tumhe se jo Achanak Rooth jaye to.
    Hawa jab Shaakh se koi zard sa Patta Girae to.

    Samaj Lena Tumhai ab b Kisi ki Chahten Wapis Bulati hain.
    Teri Yaadain Kisi ko Aaj Bhi Bey-Had Rulati Hain.


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Wo Bakshta Hai Gunah
    Wo Bakshta hy Gunah-e-azeem B lekin
    Hamari choti se Naiki Sanbhal Rakhta hai.
    Hum usy bhol jaty hain Roshni me
    Wo Tareeqi me b Khayal Rakhta hai.

    Jo kbi dair se lotun to meri maa ki tarah
    Wo Mery Rizk ka Hisa nikal rkhta hai.
    Gharo me Jin k diya b nhi hy un k lye
    Fiza me Chand Sitary Uchal Rakhta hai.

    Mohabat apne Bando se kamal Rakhta hai
    Woh aik Allah hi hai jo apka,
    Mera or sub ka khayal lazawal Rakhta hai..


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Happy New Year
    I wish you a
    Fantastic January,
    Love-able February,
    Marvelous March,
    Foolish April,
    Enjoyable May,
    Successful June,
    Wonderful July,
    Independent August,
    Sweet September,
    Tastiest October,
    Beautiful November,
    Happiest December.

    Have a Victorious year,

    I'm the First person to wish you a happy 12 months of 2010.


  •   Category: New Year SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Jo namaz ko haqeer samjhta hai
    Jo namaz ko haqeer samjhta hai
    Usey marty hoye ye 3 saza milti hain

    1. Wo zalil marta hai
    2. Wo bhoka marta hai
    3. Wo pyasa marta hai

    Agarchay wo tamam samander ka pani bhi pe lay Wo pyasa hi maray ga.


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Muhabbat haar jati
    Zamane se suna tha k muhabbat haar jati hai,
    Jo chahat ek tarf ho wo chahat haar jati hai,

    Kahin per dua ka ik lafz bhi asar kar jata hai,
    Kahin barson ki ebadat bhi haar jati hai,

    Muhabbat kab kisi ko dushmani ka dars deti hai,
    Muhabbat ki bazi mein adawat haar jati hai,

    Hame kitne bhi shikwe hon uski jafaon k,
    Per us k samne her ek shikayat haar jati hai,

    Ik arzo si hai k usko bhool jaen hum,
    Per uski yaad aaty hi ye hasrat haar jati hai...


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Aey mere RUB
    Aey mere RUB,

    Tu Rehman hai Tu Raheem hai Tu Ghafoor hai

    Tu Razzaq hai Tu Kareem hai Tu Qadir hai

    Tu Qadeer hai Tu Muqtadir hai

    Tu Ghaffar hai Tu Wahab hai Tu noor hai

    Tu Malik hai Tu Quddoos hai

    aey mere rub mere Maan Baap mere bahan

    bhayon per aur mere dost ahbaab per or

    us per jis ne ye dua likhi or jis ne parhi

    aur jis ne aagay bheji un sub ko tamam balaon

    se mehfooz rakh aur un per apna khasoosi

    Fazl-o-karam nazil farma

    Ameen


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Khanay Aur Peenay K Baad
    Asalam-o-Alaikum

    Farman-e-NABAVI(S.A.A.W.W);
    "Beshak ALLAH(TAALAA)us bande se razee hote hain jo her dafa khane or pene(ke bad ALLAH TAALAA) KA shuker ada karta hai."

    (Muslim2734)


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  • Ye humne kya kya??
    QURAN amal ki kitab thi
    DUA ki kitab bana dia

    Zindagi amal ki kitab thi
    Qabron ki kitab bana dia

    Smajhne ki kitab thi
    Parhne ki kitab bana dia

    Zindon ka dastoor thi
    Murdon ka manshoor bana dia

    Inqebal ki kitab thi
    Sawab ki kitab banadia

    Jo ilm ki kitab thi
    Lo ilmon k hath thama di

    Taskheer-E-Kainat ka DARS
    dene aai thi,
    Almarion ki nazar kr dia

    Murda Qaumon ko zinda krne aai thi
    Murdon k bakhshwane per laga dia

    Ae Musalmano!

    Ye humne kya kya??

    Socho...


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Jocking
    U r ..!

    A
    B
    C
    D

    A 4 actractive!
    B 4 best!
    C 4 cute!
    D 4 dear!

    E
    F
    G

    E 4 excellent!
    F 4 funny!
    G 4 goodlocking!

    H
    I
    J

    H-he he he!

    I-i'm!

    J-jocking.


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • True Friends...
    When you win, everyone takes pride in celebratng ur victory...

    But wen u lose only true friend hold your hand,
    Sit by ur side n say:




    Jahan jana ZALEEL he kerwana.


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