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Rehan's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Rehan
Location: Mumbai, IND
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Member Since: 04 Aug 2007

About Rehan:

REHAN the great man. I Like funny sms.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Rehan


  • I'll Always Be Waiting Your Any Reply
    I love you
    I really do
    And if you haven't already
    Please don't forget me
    Because I certainly haven't forgotten you
    And I miss you so much
    But you'll never know it, love

    I know time has spread us apart
    And my heart holds true
    It will never part
    I'll Always Be Waiting Your Any Reply
    Because a whisper from you would bring my heart such life

    And maybe if things were different
    Maybe if things were changed
    But for some reason
    I will always think of you in the pouring rain
    Don't forget me.


  •   Category: Waiting For You SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Tumhari Aakhri Wish?
    Judge: Tumhari Aakhri Wish?

    Mujrim: Aap ki beti se shadi,
    Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs, USA ka viza,
    2 saal ka haneymoon, 6,7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahen or mujhe papa,
    Aur men un sab ki shadi karwa dun.
    Us k baad aap jo fesla do mjhe manzoor hoga.

    Judge: Hahaha. Meri Koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo Kamine Nu.!


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Brazilian and Pathan Men
    A girl in a Train was Reading a book called MEN.
    It said BRAZILIAN MEN ARE THE MOST CHARMING AND PATHAN MEN ARE THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD.

    A man sitting beside her was also Reading it secretly.
    After sometime the girl turned 2 him & asked his name.

    He replied:

    RONALDO YOUSAFZAI.


  •   Category: English Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Jaane Woh Kaisa Hoga Ray
    Woh chehra kaisa Hoga?
    Jo mera naam raaton main leta hoga
    Woh dil kaisa Hoga?
    Jo meri arzoo karta hoga
    Woh muskurahat kaisi Hogi?
    Jo mujhko soch kar oos k labon pe aati hogi
    Woh khaka kaisa Hoga?
    Jo mujhko soch kar banaya karta hoga
    Woh gazlain kaisi hongi?
    Jo oos ne meri mohabbat main likhi hongi
    Woh aaina kaisa Hoga?
    Jo oos ne meri chahat main banaya hoga
    Woh chand kaisa Hoga?
    Jo mujhko hamesha dekhna chahta hoga.

    Jaane Woh Kaisa Hoga Ray. :-)


  •   Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Pyaar Kya Hai?
    Pyar(Love) Kya Hy?

    Jb Maa Peshani Choom K Kehti Hy "Jitey Raho Beta"

    Jb BAAP Hr Us Waqt Intezar Krta Hy Jb Jb Me Ghar Der Se Lauta Hon

    Jb Behen Mera Km Krne K Bad Kehti Hy K"Jb Meri Shadi Hojaye Gi To Kon Karega Tumhary Kam"

    Jb Bara Bhai Kahy K "Tujhy Pasnd Hy Chal Rakh Le Me or Kharid Lunga"

    Jb Chote Bhai Kahy "Ye Dekho Bhai Acha Hy Na 1 Tumhara 1 Mera"

    Or Jb Ek Dost Kahy
    "Tention Na Le Yar Me Hon Na"
    Ye Hy Pyar
    Real Love Khubsurat Rishte..!


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Pepsi Pe 5 Rupey Kum Kar do?
    Baap Ne Bete Ko Cigarrete Peete Dekha.
    To Uski Pocket Money Band Kardi.


    1 Din Bete Ko Paise De kar Cold Drink Lany bheja.

    Us Raat baap ne Bete Ko Phir cigrate peete huye dekha.


    Baap Bara Hairaan Hua aur Pucha: Paise Kahan Se Aaye?


    Beta Bola: "Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kardo?"


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