Usama's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Usama
Location: Hyderabad
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Member Since: 07 Aug 2008
About Usama:
Hello!
I am Usama from Hyderabad City. I like urdu funny sms and jokes.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Usama
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ZAm Zam
ZAm Zam is 18 x 14ft & 13 mtr deep well,
It started 4000 yrs ago. Never dried since then.
Never changed the taste, No algie or plant growth in the pond, thus no disease caused.
It was tested by Europen Laboritories & declared fit 4 drinking.
This small pond provides water to millions of people through heavy motors pulling 8000 ltr per second & after 24 hours in only 11 mins complete its level thus its water level never decreases.
SUBHANALLAH
Category: Islamic SMS
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Eid-ul-Fitr Mubarak
Ur Relation Like Paktel
"Dil to 1 hia"
Ur LOVE Like Telenor
"Chaho kuch badh k"
Ur Cincrty Like Haleeb
"Garah Jo hai"
Ur smile Like Twist
"Hila k rakh de"
Ur Style Like Ufone
"Tum he to ho"
Ur personality Like Bonanza
"Absolutely world class"
My Rispons Like Lipton
"Yehi to hai wo Apnapan"
yahi Apnapan or EID MUBARAK
Category: Eid Mubarak SMS
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Dunya main 7 cheezen
Dunya main 7 cheezen aasan hai aur mushkil bhi.
1. Dosti karna aasan, nibhana mushkil,
2. Pyar karna aasan, pana mushkil.
3. Bharosa torna aasan, karna mushkil,
4. Yaad karna aasan, bholna mushkil,
5. Jhoot kehna aasan, Such sunna mushkil,
6. RUlana aasan, Hansana mushkil,
7. Aapko SMS bhejna aasan, Reply aana mushkil.
Category: Send Me SMS
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