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Naghma Khan's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Naghma Khan
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 23 Mar 2014

About Naghma Khan:

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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Naghma Khan


  • Big B
    Amitabh Bachan Public Toilet Se
    Pura Bheeg Ker Bahar Nikly To
    Unki Patni Ny Pucha..

    Jaya: Aap To Susu Kerny Gaye Thy.??

    Amitabh: Haan, Per Me Jese Hi Andar Gaya
    Koi Mujhy Dekh Ker Bola:
    "Big B" Aur Jitny Bhi Log
    Susu Ker Rahy Thy Sab Meri Taraf Ghoom Gaye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • ALLAH PAAK SAKHT NARAZ HOTY HEN
    KUCH BAATEN JIN SE ALLAH PAAK SAKHT NARAZ HOTY HEN..

    1- Aulad Khaas Tor Per Beti Ko Gaali Dena..

    2- Dil Me Bughaz Rakhna..

    3- Mehmaan Ko Dekh Ker Munh Banana..

    4- Azaan K Waqt Kaam Me Masroof Rehna..

    5- Maa Baap Ki Aqal Ko Kosna..

    6- Namaz K Baad Dua Na Mangna..

    7- Dastarkhwan Per Baaten Kerna..

    8- Kharay Ho Ker Pani Peena..

    9- Wuzu Ki Halat Me Kufr K Alfaz Ada Kerna..

    Achi Baaten Dusron Tak Pohnchana Bhi Sadqa Jariya Hai..!


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  • So Ja Mere Yaar
    200 Kamron Ka Mahal Ho

    Aur Motiyon Se Saja Darbar..

    Income Ho Lakhon Me Aur

    100 Mercedes Cars..

    Sab Sapno Me Hi Mil Sakta Hai,

    Is Liye Jagna Hai Bekaar..

    Bas Ab So Ja Mere Yaar.. :-D

    Hhahahaha
    Good Night..


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  • Thank You KESC
    40 Saal Pehly Candle Light Dinner
    Sirf Ameer Log Hi Ker Sakty Thy..
    Magar
    Ab Mulk Ki Tamam Ghareeb Awam
    Ko Bhi Ye Sahulat Mayassar Hai.. :-D
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    Thank You KESC.. :-D
    Hahhaha


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  • Loose Motion
    4 Guys In Examination Hall..

    1 From HARVARD University.
    2 From TEXAS Uni..
    3 From OXFORD Uni..
    And 4 Sardar From PUNJAB Uni..

    Question Is "What Is The Fastest Thing In The World?"

    OXFORD Guy Answered: Light.
    HARVARD Answered: Thought.
    TEXAS Answered: Blink Of An Eye.
    But Sardar Answered: Its Loose Motion.
    Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying In My Bed And
    Before I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On The Light,
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    It Was Over.. :-D

    Hahhahaa


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  • FLIRTY HUSBAND
    ((FLIRTY HUSBAND))

    Me To Shoher Hun Kisi Aur Ka Mujhy Maarti Koi Aur Hai..

    Me Bulata Hun Kisi Aur Ko To Pukarti Koi Aur Hai..

    Mere Ghar Me Hai Jo Nikah Me Mere Sath Wali Hai Chah Me,,

    Meri Daal Mere Hi Ghar Me Hai To Bagharti Koi Aur Hai..

    Hai Ajab Tarha Ki Ye Zindagi Kabhi Dosti Kabhi Dushmani,,

    Mujhy Shawl Wo To Pehnati Hai To Utarti Koi Aur Hai..

    Me Pareshan Ek K Ghar Raha To Pasheman Ek K Ghar Raha,,

    Mere Baal Ek Hai Bigarti To Sanwarti Koi Aur Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • 25 December Ki Chutti
    20th December Mubarak..

    Aaj 20th Dec Hai..
    Qaid Azam Ne Fermaya Hai K Jo Logon Ko
    20th Dec Ki Khabar Dega Usay
    5 Din Baad 25 December
    Ki Chutti Milegi... :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Meaning Of 143
    What Is The Meaning Of 143 ??

    Do U Want To Know What It Means.?

    Press Down..
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    It Means;
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    "ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE."
    Now Tomorrow I will Teach U 144.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • CT Scan
    100 Gram Mitti..

    100 Gram Kankar.

    25 Gram K Keeray Makoray..

    5 Gram Makree K Jalay..
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    Don't Be Surprised,

    This Is The CT Scan Of Ur Brain.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Pehli Ghalti
    Ek Admi Ny Dusri Shadi Ka Faisla Kiya.
    Shadi K Liye Jummay Ki Date Rakhi Gai.
    Jumerat Ko Us Ny Shadi Ka Suit Aur Dusri Cheezen Ek Bag Me Pack Ker Di.

    Pehli Bivi Ko Pata Chal Gaya.
    Us Ny Raat Ko Apny Shoher Ko Baray Piyar Se Khana Khilaya Aur Dono So Gaye.
    Agli Subha Shoher Khushi Khushi Tayyar Hua.

    Bivi: Kaha Ja Rahy Hen.??

    Shoher: Jummay Ki Namaz Parhny.

    Bivi: Wapas Ja K So Jaen, Aaj Sunday Hai.
    Me Ny Aapko Neend Ki Goliyan Khila Di Thin Is Liye 2 Din Baad Jagay Hen,
    Dubara Aisi Harkat Kerny Ka Socha Bhi To
    ,
    Qayamat K Din Jagen Gy.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Joke
    Ek Pathan Pani Pee Raha Tha..
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    Aby Ab Pathan Kiya Pani Bhi Nahi Pee Sakta?
    Is Me Bhi Joke Chahiye Tum Logon Ko.? :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Lift Chahiye
    Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha..
    Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha:
    "Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?"

    Pathan: O Nai Yara,
    Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • West Indies Ki Team
    West Indies Ki Team Ko
    Garam Pani Se Nehla Ker Dekha Jaye K
    Najam Sethi "Lahore Qalandars" Ki Team Ko
    Black Colour Ker K To Nahi Le Aaya.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Nai Subha
    Wo Mera Meharban RAB
    Mujhy Nai Subha De Ker Phir Muhlat De Deta Hai K
    Shayad Mera Banda Toba Ker Le Aur
    Me Usay Bakhsh Dun..

    Subha Bakhair..
    Allah Paak Aap Ko Hamesha Khush Rakhy..
    Aameen


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  • 4 Gawah
    Hamesha Yaad Rakho..

    "Agar Tum Tanhai Me Bhi Gunah Kero Gy,
    To Bhi 4 Gawah Gawahi Deny K Liye Bilkul Tayyar Hen;

    1- Aankhen
    2- Dil
    3- Haath
    4- Kaan
    .
    Subha Bakhair..


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  • Mere Watan K Udaas Logo
    Mere Watan K Udaas Logo..

    Na Khud Ko Itna Haqeer Samjho
    K Koi Tum Se Hisaab Mangy..

    Na Khud Ko Itna Qaleel Samjho
    K Koi Uth Ker Kahy Ye Tum Se,
    Wafaen Apni Hamen lota Do,
    Watan Ye Apna Hamen Thama Do..

    Utho Aur Uth Ker Bata Do Unko,
    K Hum Hen Ehl-e-Emaan Sary,
    Na Hum Me Koi Sanam-Kada Hai,
    Hamary Dil Me Bas Ik Khuda Hai..

    Jhuky Saron Ko Utha k Dekho,
    Qadam Ko Aagy Barha K Dekho,
    Hai Ek Taqat Tumhary Sar Per,
    Qadam Qadam Per Jo Sath De Gi,
    Agar Giry To Sambhal Le Gi..

    Mere Watan K Udaas Logo..
    Utho Chalo Aur Watan Sambhalo..

    Happy Resolution Day..


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