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Saba Qureshi's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Saba Qureshi
Location: Karachi
Country:
Member Since: 09 Feb 2014

About Saba Qureshi:

I study in 11th class science.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Saba Qureshi


  • (Modern Shadi)
    (Modern Shadi)

    Larka larki k father se :

    Me aap ki beti ka haath mangny aaya hun..
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    Father : Q?
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    Larka : Q k mere haath thak gaye hen,

    Usay msg ker ker k.....:-)


  •   Category: Family SMS-Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Girl sharmatay huway
    Girl : Dad! samny walon ka larka

    mujhy bohat tang kerta hai..


    Dad : Me usay police k hawalay karwata hun,

    ta k usay sakht saza milay..


    Girl : No Dad! me to usay is se bhi

    sakht saza dena chahti hun,,


    Dad : Kia..?


    Girl sharmatay huway : Dad aap meri us se

    shadi ker den..


    Dad : Wah Beti! intaqam leny me tum bilkul

    apni Maa per gai ho....:-)


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ye shab-e-firaq ye bebasi
    Ye shab-e-firaq ye bebasi,
    Hen kadam kadam pe udasian,
    Mera sath koi na dy saka,
    Meri hasratein hen dhuwan dhuwan,
    Mn trap trap k jia to kia,
    Mery khuwab mujh sy bichar gae,
    Ma udas ghar ki sada sahi,
    Mujhy dy na koi tasalian,
    Ye fiza jo gard o ghubar hy,
    Meri bekasi ka mzar hy,
    Ma phool hon jo na khil saka,
    Meri zindgi mn wafa kahan,
    Chali aisi dard ki andhian,
    Mery dil ki basti ujar gai,
    Ye jo raakh si hy bhuji bhuji,
    Hen isi me meri nishanian.....


  •   Category: Sad Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • 3 Cheezain 1 Jaga Parwarish Pati Hain
    3 Cheezain 1 Jaga Parwarish Pati Hain

    1-PHOOL
    2-Kantay
    3-Khushbu

    3 Cheezain Her 1 Ko Milti Hain

    1-Khushi
    2-Gham
    3-Mout

    3 Cheezain Her 1 Ki Juda Hoti hain.

    Surat
    Seerat
    Qismat

    3 cheezon ko kabhi chota mat smjhna.

    1-Karz
    2-Farz
    3-Marz

    3 cheezain kabhi na thukrao.

    1-khuloos
    2-Tohfa
    3-Muhabbat "


  •   Category: Miscellaneous SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Heraan kar do
    Is dil ka kaha mano ek kam kar do,

    ek benam c khushi mere nam kardo,

    meri zat pe faqt itna ehsan kardo

    ghar se NAHA k niklo poore muhalle ko heraan kar do


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Juda honay k mosam men juda hona zarori tha
    Juda honay k mosam men juda hona zarori tha,

    Najany q kisi ka bewafa hona zaruri tha.

    Kisi se koi b shikwa na koi b shakayat hai"

    Jo mery sath chahat mein huwa,Hona zaruri tha"

    Bohat nazdeek thay dil is liye ab dooriyan b hain"

    Dilon k dermiyan kuch faasla hona zarori tha"

    Usay b dard denay ka bohat hee shok tha Wasi"

    Humay bhe dard-o-gham se ashna hona zarori tha...


  •   Category: Break Up SMS / Shairy   Send To Mobile  
  • An interesting poem
    An interesting poem..

    O gal kardi muskurai ,
    Asi samjhey kuri line tey aai.

    Fir usne sady number di mang pai,
    Asi v apni sari yari us ty lutai .

    Fir us ne apni ammi sady nal milai,
    Fir pata nai sade dil wich ki aai.

    Asi nal ly gy apna bhai,
    Pata nai veer nay ki kahani pai.

    Aj o kuri ay sadi parjai..


    Moral of story!

    Apni girlfriend bhai or dost
    ki pohanch se door rakhiye...


  •   Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  
  • hm ko ik shkhs k marne ka bht ranj howa
    Ghar mein sooraj k utarney ka bahot ranj huwa

    kal mujhey raat guzarney ka bahot ranj huwa

    jis ne kr dala meri zaat ko reza reza

    mujh ko us k bhi bikharny ka bahot ranj huwa

    yoon to is shahr mein ab jhoot koi aeib nahi

    janey kyun terey mukarney ka bahot ranj huwa

    ab tujhe dekhney, milney ki tamana hi nahi

    niyat-e-shauq ke bharny ka bahot ranj huwa

    kuch kr jaein ge "M0hSIn" to kahe gi dunya

    hm ko ik shkhs k marne ka bht ranj howa


  •   Category: Sad Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
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