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Dcetian's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Dcetian
Location: Karachi, Pakistan
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Member Since: 23 Jun 2008

About Dcetian:

Hi I am Dcetian, I love fun all the time.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Dcetian


  • If kisses were...
    If kisses were water, I will give u sea.
    If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
    If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
    If friendship is life I will give u mine.


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  • KISSING a GUY
    Question: Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
    Guess...........Any
    Guess........
    Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti.


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  • So KEEP KISSING
    Benefits of Kissing;
    Changes taste;
    Burns Calories;
    Lips never go dry;
    Relieves Stress;
    Makes face muscles strong;
    So KEEP KISSING:


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  • What kisses mean!
    What kisses mean!
    KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
    KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
    KISS ON NECK=i want u,
    KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
    KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...
    lets not get carried away!


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  • I love to kiss
    My love for you grows more with each passing day,
    The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
    Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
    Those luscious lips I love to kiss.


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  • Will you love me in December?
    Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"


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  • When I saw you
    When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."


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  • What is Kiss?
    What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.


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  • Kiss you lips
    I want to kiss ur lips,
    I want to touch ur teeth,
    I want to smell ur breath,
    I want to taste ur tongue,
    DONT WORRY I M UR Colgate Friend.
    he he he:-)


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  • Kiss Kiss Kiss
    Kiss Kiss ki mehfil main Kiss Kiss ne Kiss Kiss ko Kiss Kiss tarah Kiss kya,
    Ek tum ho jisne her Kiss ko miss kya aur ek hum hain jis ne her MISS ko KISS kya.


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  • Kissing you baby
    Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!


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