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Name: Abdul Manan
Location: Abu-Dhabi...U.A.E...
Country:
Member Since: 24 Sep 2011

About Abdul Manan:

I LOVE MY COUNTRY...

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Abdul Manan


  • *._.* Truth Iz Tht:- *Agur Aap Kis
    *._.*

    Truth Iz Tht:-

    *Agur Aap Kisi Bewakoof Ki Shakul Nhi Daikhna Chahty Tu Aa'ina Toor Dyn.

    *3 Aoraton Mein Raaz Reh Sakta Bashurty K 2 Mur Chuki Hn.

    *1 Murtaba Shadi Kurna Farz Hy Dosri Dafa Hamakut Or Tesri Dafa Paghal-Pun.

    *Mehmaan Chuly Jany K Baad Aksur Boht Achy Lugty Hyn.

    *._.*


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  • *._.* This Maths Test Wil Tel U Abt U
    *._.*

    This Maths Test Wil Tel U Abt Ur Favurit Prsnality.

    Pick Any 1 no
    1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
    Then * By 3 &
    Thn +3
    & Thn * by 3 Again.

    Now U Wil Get A 2 Digit #.

    ADD Both Digits & Ans wl B Fvrt Prsnlity.

    1Newton
    2Saif Khan
    3Ronaldo
    4M Jinnah
    5Lara
    6Katrina
    7Jamz Bond
    8Sadam
    9Zardari

    HaHa Ha

    Regardz:A.M


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  • *._.* GOOD "NEWZ" 4 "LOVERZ" As Th
    *._.*

    GOOD "NEWZ" 4 "LOVERZ"

    As There Iz Sundy On Tht Valentine Day.

    So A New Way To Send Romentic KISS 2 Ur "GIRL-FRND" Just Cal ME At
    0334-8693456
    0346-8693456
    & Order Ur KISS Wid Adres.

    I Wil Personly Go & Deliver It "PROMIS"

    Booking Wil Start On 11 Feb To 14 Feb.

    Chuma Express Servics Pvt Ltd.


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  • *._.* TUM ßIN Kya Batayn Kaisy Hy
    *._.* TUM ßIN

    Kya Batayn Kaisy Hyn Halaat TUM ßIN,
    Hyn Be-Rubt Sy Mery Jazbaat TUM ßIN,

    Teri Yaad Mein Julta Hn Shaam Bhur,
    Kuch Is Tarhan Sy Kat'ti Hy Raat TUM ßIN,

    Tum Gohar-e-Mala Ho Meri Husti K,
    Bohat Toot Chuki Hy Meri Zaat TUM ßIN,

    Tum Thy Tu Sara Jahan Tha Aashna Mera,
    Nhi Meri Kuch Bhi Besaat TUM ßIN,

    Q Dikhaye Meri Ankhon Ko Haseen Supny,
    Na Thumy Gi In Ki Barsaat TUM ßIN,

    Tere Liye Shaam Bhur Sajan Likhta Raha Ghazal,
    Ye Chund Alfaaz Hyn Us K Ehsasaat TUM ßIN.

    My Own Poetry Of Dtd 17/5/2008..
    Reply Comments..

    Ψ B 4 U Ψ

    *._.*


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  • *._.* My Own Poetry, Think It. Q
    *._.*

    My Own Poetry,
    Think It.

    Q Log Choty Sy Runj Pur Murny Ki Umeed Kurty Hyn?
    Jo Hy Zamany Ki Raza Bus Us Ki Takleed Kurty Hyn,

    Mana K Ghum Sehna Nhi Hur Ik K Bus Mein,
    Itny Dil Waly Hoty Hyn Phir Bhi Ta'eed Kurty Hyn,

    Jo Jeeny Ka Hosla Nhi Rukhty Mushkil Marahil Mein,
    Phir Q Kisi Or Ko Jeeny Ki Takeed Kurty Hyn?

    Kuch Ghum Na Kuro Apny Bigry Halaat Ka,
    Yahan Sub Apny Alfaz Ki Tajdid Kurty Hyn,

    Dil Mein Basao Khuda Or Paa Lo Manzil,
    Jo Kuch Nhi Kur Sakty Bus Tankeed Kurty Hyn.


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  • *._.* HUSN US KA HY MEHTAB SY AAGY,
    *._.*

    HUSN US KA HY MEHTAB SY AAGY,
    KHOMAR US KA HY SHARAB SY AAGY,

    YON DUNYA TU DAIKHI HY HUM NY BOHT,
    NHI KOI HASEEN UN K SHABAB SY AAGY,

    KUCH RUKHSAR PY TIL HY DARBAAN KI TARHAN,
    KUCH HONT HYN GULAB SY AAGY,

    BOLY TU HUR SU PHOL BIKHUR JAYN,
    CHASHNI LEHJA HY US KA ROBAB SY AAGY,

    ITNA HASEEN LAGTA HY RUKH K PARDY MEIN,
    DUNG REH JAYN JO DAIKHYN USY HIJAB SY AAGY,


    LIKHNO AGUR TARIF TU LAFZ KUM PURTY HYN,
    WO BAAB HY IK KATAB SY AAGY,

    WO HN SAMNY TU DIL DHARKTA HY ZAYADA,
    KUCH SAWAL NHI BUNTA UN K JAWAB SY AAGY,

    US K MOQAM KO KOI KAISY POHNCHY?
    WO JUL GAYA JO GAYA MAHTAAB SY AAGY,

    JIS DIN UN SY BAAT NA HO APNI,
    ZINDAGI BURH JATI HY AZAAB SY AAGY,

    FAQUT ITNA HI SANDESA DENA HY "SAJAN",
    NHI KOI SHAKHS HUMYN "JANAB" SY AAGY.

    My Own Best Ghazal Ever...


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