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Zubair Anjum's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Zubair Anjum
Location: Pakistan
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Member Since: 07 Dec 2010

About Zubair Anjum:

howdy... Since personal statements are the most difficult to write, even for somebody majoring in journalism like me, so I intend to follow the questionnaire of the website itself :) Well, my friends say that I am a very good and patient listener apart from being a sincere friend. I believe that quality in relationships is much more important then quantity and consequently. I have few really close friends but they are best people in the world! :)

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Zubair Anjum


  • Nigah_e_Yaar K Pardon Me Pinhaan Hy Ada
    Nigah_e_Yaar K Pardon Me Pinhaan Hy
    Ada Kesi

    Sitam Kesa,
    Karam Kesa,
    Jafa Kesi,
    Wafa Kesi

    Ye Jo Tofaan Smandar Hain,
    Ye Sb Hsti K Mnzr Hain

    Agr Qismat Me JaLna Ho,
    Dawa Kesi,
    Dua Kesi

    Sunay Ga Kon
    Ab MujhSe,
    TERE Behroop K Qissay

    Mujhe B Maar K Kr Di
    Karam Ki Inteha Kesi

    Agr Dil Haar Hi Bethe
    Mere Hmdam Mohabt Me

    Fana Kesi,
    Baqa Kesi,
    Saza Kesi,
    Jaza Kesi

    Bohat Muddat Se Hm Apne
    Muqabil Se Nhi Haaray

    Bula Le,
    Hm B Dekhein Ge K Hy
    Sham_e_Qaza Kesi


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  • Har Din Hy Mohabbat Ka Har Raat Mohabba
    Har Din Hy
    Mohabbat Ka Har Raat Mohabbat Ki,

    Hum Ehl-E-Mohabbat Hyn Hr Baat Mohabbat Ki,

    Hum Dard K Maro'n
    Ka Itna Sa Hawala Hy,

    Tanhai Hy Ghar
    Apna Or Zaat
    Mohabbat Ki,

    Seenay Mein
    Utarty Hyn Alfaz Mohabbat K,

    Aankho'n Se Barasti Hy Barsaat
    Mohabbat Ki. . .


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  • Chashm-e-saqi ne ye kya khail racha rakh
    Chashm-e-saqi ne ye kya khail racha rakha hay..

    Koi Zahid,Koi may-khwaar bana raka hay..

    Jo phansa,Phir na Kabi us ne rehai mangi..

    Teri Zulfon ne Ajab Jaal Bicha Rakha hay..

    Husan Ho,Ishq Ho,Dono Ka Asar Yaksaan hy..

    Cheez Hai Aik Mgar Naam Juda Raka hy..

    "choom leti hy latak kr kbi chehra kbi lab..

    Tum Ne Zulfon Ko Bohat sar pe Charha Rakha hy"..

    Teri makhmoor Nigahon Se hy Ronak Sari..

    Warna Saqi Tere May-khaney Me kya Rakha hy.


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  • Mujhe har mor per, kiyu mil rahe hain, k
    Mujhe har mor per, kiyu mil rahe hain, khoobsoorat log.

    Karun kiya, raah main, haail rahe hain khoobsoorat log...



    Gulabon ka nahin mausam, Mager sehn-e-gulistaan main,

    Mere atraaf her soo, khil rahe hain, khoobsoorat log...



    Main tasleem o Raza ki, bandagi ki baat kerta hun

    Mager phir bhi, mere qatil rahe hain, khoobsoorat log...


    Munir o Qasmi..., kal tak hamare darmiyaa hi the

    Khuda mehfooz rakhe, hil rahe hain, khoobsoorat log...


    Sitaare chaar janib, chand chehra darmiyaa rakhna,

    Hamesha ronak-e-mehfil rahe hain, khoobsoorat log...


    Ager ab doob bhi jaaun, AYAZ itni tasalli hai,

    Meri khatir lab-e-sahil rahe hain, khoobsoorat log...


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  • Teacher: '3 idiots' film dekhnay ke baad
    Teacher: '3 idiots' film dekhnay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

    Pathan: Miss yehi ke engineering par kar bhi medical ki bachi pasai ja sakti ha..

    Miss: shut up and get out

    Memon: miss mai batao

    Miss: very good batao.

    Memon: Miss college ke first day underwear zuroor pehanna chahiay.

    Miss: u also get out

    Bihari: Miss mai batao.

    Miss: I think u r brilliant student., tum sahi batao ge.

    Bihari: Doctor ke elawa engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai.


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  • Story Of Newton's Law: A Cow Was Walk
    Story Of Newton's Law:

    A Cow Was Walking
    Newton Stopped It.
    It Stopped
    He Found His 1st Law
    "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
    UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

    He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
    d Cow,
    It Gave A Sound 'MA'
    He Formulated d 2nd Law
    "F = MA"

    After Sometimes d Cow Gave
    A Kick To Newton
    Then He Formulated d 3rd law
    "EVERY ACTION HAS AN
    EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION"..:-)


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  • Mujhe Gas ki problem hy
    Old Lady to Doctor:
    Mujhe Gas ki problem hy per achi baat ye hy k meri gas main na Boo aati hy na Awaz. Ap k office main b 20 dafa gas chor chuki hn per kisi ko pata nai chala..

    Doc: Ye Dawa lain aur 1 week baad aayen..

    1 week baad

    Old Lady: Ap ne mujhe kia dawa de di? meri gas main ab b awaz nai arahi pr buht Zehrily Badboo arahi hy...

    Doc: Good..
    Apki Naak theek hogayi hy..

    ab hum ap k KAAN ka ilaaj karen ge.


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