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liaqat's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: liaqat
Location: sialkot pakistan
Country:
Member Since: 18 Sep 2010

About liaqat:

Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: liaqat

Before the golden sun sets
Before the golden sun sets,
2011's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed.

First chapter is New Year's Day
We will open the new book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012
I wish U to have a
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Main aur Meri Girlfriend
Ek Sardar Doosre Se,
Main aur Meri Girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. :-)

Doosra: Wow, Shaadi Kab hai?

Sardar: Meri 7 Oct ko
Aur uski 13 Nov ko.

Sardarji got a SMS
Sardarji got a SMS from his girlfriend:

"I MISS YOU"

Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga
.
.
.
Socho
.
.
.
Socho

"I Mr. You"

Kya Faida MBA Karne Ka?
Kia faida
I.Com
B.Com
D.Com
B.Sc
M.com
MBA
LLB
Kachi
Pakki
Matric
karnay ka jub yahi pata na chal saky

kay

Kis nay kaha tha Pepsi pe 5rs kam krdo.:-)

Current Affairs SMS

Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
?Phir Milenge...

Sardar walking at night
Sardar walking at night. Saamne gober para tha..
Sardar ne jhuk kr ungli daal kar chakha or bola oh ye to gobar ha.. shukar hai mera pair nahi para..

2 sikh ekathay bethy thay
2 sikh ekathay bethy thay.
1sms type kar raha tha usne dosry sy pucha,
yar mein pur umeed hun isko english me kesy type karengy?
dosra bola:i am pragnent

Jo dil mein dard de
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain

Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi
Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. ??
kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.

Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.

Meri tarah ankhein band kar lay
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

Ai keri Science Kendi Ay?
Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.

kisi ne pocha

Sardar g! Ai keri Science Kendi Ay?

Sardar: O yara kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ay!!!

1 sardar rail ki patri per
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

2 Sardars sending SMS
2 sardars sending SMS their GRILFRIEND
1st sardar : mein tere mobile se teri grilfriend ko SMS bejun?
2nd : no!
1st : why ?
2nd : usne hand writing pehchan li to . . . . . ?

Sardar selling Parachute
Sardar selling Parachute,Plane se kudo,
button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo

Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis.

Aik sardar k ghar shadi
Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20 sal bad bacha howa wo udas ho gaya
2nd sardar: yar udas kiyon ho
1st sardar: 20 sal bad bacha howa wo bhi
chota sa

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