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Khalil Ur Rehman's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Khalil Ur Rehman
Location: City:ChishtianDistrict:Bahawalnagar
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 30 Nov 2018

About Khalil Ur Rehman:

Me peotry reader tha bachpan se he poetry me dilchaspi ha. Mene itnii ziyada reading ki ha k ab me khud bhi likh leta hun... poetry read kijiye aur comments se hosla afzayii bhi kijiye ga .. shukriyaaaa

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Khalil Ur Rehman


  • Just For U
    Abhi Is Taraf Nigah Na Ker, Me Ghazal Ki Palken Sanwar Lun...
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    Mera Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina, Tujhe Aainay Me Utar Lun...!

    Just For U...


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  • CHEMISTRY PAPER
    " On My Fore~head I Feel Vapours
    Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper.

    I Spent The Whole Year In Sleeping,
    Now I Have Started Weeping.

    Alkane, Alkene, Alkyne,
    Oh My God! I Am Dying,

    Benzene Is Dancing In My Eyes,
    And I Can't Stop My Cries.

    I Tried To Sleep And Relax,
    But Sodium Is On Dreaming Track.

    I Am Reaching The Chemistry World,
    With Horrible Fear I Am Curled.

    Phenol And Alcohol Caught Me,
    No Place To Escape I See.

    I Woke Up With A Great Shriek,
    My Tension Is On The Peak.

    On My Forehead I Feel Vapours,
    Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper."


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  • Without Goggles
    Wo Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Ainak(Goggles) K Baghair Nahi Ho Sakta.??
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    Socho......!
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    Aur Socho....!
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    Chalo Me Hi Bata Deta Hun...!
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    Ainak Bechnay Ka Karobar.. :-)


    Hahaha....


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  • Define
    Teacher: Define "Energy"?
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    Student: Sir Pura Nahi Thora Sa Pata Hai.
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    Teacher: Jitna Pata Hai Batao?
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    Student: "And This Is Called Energy." :-D

    Hahaha.......


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  • Heart Touching Ghazal
    Hum Jo Pohnchy Sar-e-maqtal, To Ye Manzar Dekha.....

    Sab Se Ooncha Tha Jo Sar, Nook-e-sina Par Dekha,

    Hum Se Mat Pooch K Kb, Chand Ubharta Hai Yahan......

    Hum Ne To Suraj Bhi, Tere Shehar Me Aa Kr Dekha,

    Pyaas Yaroon Ko Ab, Is Mor Pe Le Aayi Hai.......

    Rait Chamki To Yeh, Samjhe K Samandar Dekha,

    Itna Be'his Tha K Pighalta, Hi Na Tha Baton Se.......

    Admi Tha K Trasha Huwa Koi Pathar Dekha,

    Dukh Hi Aisa Tha K, Roya Tera Mohsin.....
    "Warnaa"

    Gham Chupa Kar Osay Hanstay Huwe Aksar Dekha.


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  • Kuch Pal Jenay Do
    Kuch Pal Jeenay Do Shayd Phr Hum Na Milein,

    Yad Kr Lo Humay Shayd Phr Waqt Na Milay.......

    Chale Jaenge Hum Tum Sab Se Itni Door K,

    Haqiqat Me To Kia, Shayd Khwabon Me Bi Na Milein......


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