Mr Bean's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Mr Bean
Location: http://funnysmspot.blogspot.com/
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Member Since: 15 Apr 2009
About Mr Bean:
I like funny sms.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Mr Bean
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Height Of Shock
Height Of Shock:
Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???
Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
… Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
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..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . .
Category: Cool Jokes
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Bechari Yateem Companies
Jis Jis bhai ne Apna Fitrana dena ho woh
in Companies se Rabta Karain.
Zong: "Sab Hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tum Bhi to do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany Per no Samjhota"
Telenor: "Fitarana hai Dhun Sub ki"
You know ye Bechari Yateem Companies Fitrana, Balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat mai le rahi hain.
So roz Balance check karo aur in
yateem, Miskeen Companies ko Fitrana do.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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When I will be DEAD
When I will be DEAD:
1. You TEARS may flow for me, But I won't be able to see.
CARE for me NOW.
2. You may send FLOWERS, But I won't be able to Smell.
Send them NOW.
3. You may say words of PRAISE, But I won't be able to Hear.
ENCOURAGE me NOW.
4. You may FORGIVE all my faults, But I won't be able to Thank for your Greatness.
Forgive my faults NOW during my life.
And Remember me in your PRAYERS.
Category: Decent SMS Jokes
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Sardar in Europe
Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko English nai aati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o.
Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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Gloves Andar Reh gaye
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
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Pathan gaya Passport banwane
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,
Officer ne kaha NIC dikhao,
Pathan ne apni Begum ka NIC de dia.
Officer: Khan Sahab apna NIC do.
Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna NIC lekar aya tha aap k pass..
Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.
Category: Pathan Jokes
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