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Total SMS in Happy Marriage SMS: 187
Total Members that contributed to Happy Marriage SMS: 54
Total Comment posted in Happy Marriage SMS: 32
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Happy Marriage SMS was last updated on: 7/27/2010 4:46:57 PM
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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:
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Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!
Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: naveed samoo
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Jahan Raho Khush Raho
Wife: Agar mai gum ho Gao to Tum Kiya Karo Ge?
Husband: Mai Akhbar me Add Donga!
Wife: Kiya Add do ge?
Husband: "JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO!"
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Jasper
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Wish u Luck, Wish u Joy
SWEET Poem 4 u
Wish u Luck, Wish u Joy,
May u have a baby boy,
When his hair starts to curl,
May u have a baby girl,
When she starts wearing pins,
May u have a pair of twins,
When ur twins turn to four,
May u have 3 baby more,
N if u go on this scheme,
U Will have a Cricket Team... Ameen.!
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Pathan Ka Intazar Na Karo
Principal: School Ka Time 8 Bajy ka hai
Aur tum 9:30 Bajy Q Aa Rahy Ho?
Pathan Student:
"O Yara Tum Hamara Intezar Mat Kiya Karo,
School Laga diya Karo. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: mehwish khan
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Biwi ko Qasoor Waar
Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se:
Yaar Museebat Aane Per Log
Oopar wale ko hi Qasoor Waar kun Thehraty Hain?
Dusra Dost: Kyon K Biwi ko Qasoor Waar Thehrany Se
Museebat Aur Badh Jaye Gi. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Dapper
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Man Desperately Needs Wife
Every Man desperately needs a wife..
Because every day & every minute, something goes wrong,
for which he cannot blame God or the Government. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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If You Go Out with Wife
ECG If You Go Out with Wife
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ECG if u go out with Girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG If wife Catches u with Girlfriend.
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ECG If Girlfriend Catches u with Wife.
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Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Shaadi Q Nahi Ho Rahi?
Aadmi Najoomi Se
Meri Shaadi Q Nahi Ho Rahi?
Najoomi: Ab Qudrat ne Teri Qismat Mein
Dukh Nahi Likhy to Mein Kiya Karun. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Aaj Kia Pakana Hai
Hsbnd: Aaj Kia Pakana Hai.
Wife: Jo Ap Kahen.
Hsbnd:Daal Chawal Bna Lo
Wife: Abi Kal Tou Pkaye Thy Kch Or
Hsbnd:Acha Sabzi Bna Lo
Wife:Uffo, Bache Nhi Khaty
Hsbnd: Acha Qeema Bna Lo
Wife:Yack, Mjhy Allergy Hy
Hsbnd:Prathey Bna Lo
Wife:Raat Ko Prathy Kon Khata Hy
Hsnbnd:Phr Kia Pkana Hy
Wife: Jo Aap Kahe'n. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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White - The Color Of Happiness
Attending A Wedding For The First Time,
A Little Girl Whispered To Her Mother,
"Why Is The Bride Dressed In White?"
"Because White Is The Color Of Happiness,
And Today Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life."
The Child Thought About This
For A Moment, Then Said,
"So Why Is The Groom Wearing Black...?" :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Comments Posted in Happy Marriage SMS at this Page:
MAQ says:
( Wednesday, July 07, 2010 )
aik gahk ne pathan se poocha amrud kis tarha kilo hein.
pathan: 60 rupay kilo hein.
gahak: agaris mein keere hoi to
pathan: keere ka alag paisa lega aur amrud ka alag
qasim says:
( Saturday, May 22, 2010 )
very nice collection:)
naveed says:
( Tuesday, February 02, 2010 )
burhan says:( Tuesday, August 26, 2008 )
He + She = Love,
He + She + Love = Marriage,
He + S + L + M = Child,
He + S + L + M + C = Family,
He + S + L + M + C + F = Problem,
naveed says:
( Tuesday, February 02, 2010 )
Kaash Aap SMS Hotay
Wife: Kaash Aap SMS Hotay,
Main Aapko Save Kar Leti.
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Husband: Kaash Tum Ringtone Hotin,
Main Her Hafte Change Karta. :-)
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Taha says:
( Friday, December 25, 2009 )
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.. :-)
ovais says:
( Saturday, November 07, 2009 )
salam i m young boy i wan a frends n i m lonely in world
smarties says:
( Saturday, September 19, 2009 )
cool jokes i''m luvn it:) <3<3<3<3
Sanu says:
( Thursday, September 03, 2009 )
Sone ke time tension ko
saath le kar nahi sona chahiye
Lekin phir bhi log pata nahi kyun?
Apni Biwi ko apne saath
le kar sote hain!
muhammad irfan says:
( Thursday, July 16, 2009 )
nice sms dear very funny u r
Kandole Jimmy says:
( Saturday, May 23, 2009 )
I asked my dad when celebrating his 65th year in marriagge with our step mummy why they lasted up to now he told me because she was educated than him and secondly she talks well and slowly and always in english to who ever she meets or see's on the way.and thirdly patience.
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