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Total SMS in Happy Marriage SMS: 120
Total Members that contributed to Happy Marriage SMS: 41
Total Comment posted in Happy Marriage SMS: 30
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Joota Chhupane Ki Rasam
Shaadi Wale Din Joota Chhupaney Ki Rasam Kyon Hoti Hai?
Socho.
Aur
Dulhe Ko Aakhri Chance Diya Jata Hai K
Ab Bhi Waqt Hai
Nangey Paaon Bhag Jao. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Sumbul
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Liver and Kidney
Husband & Wife are Like Liver and Kidney.
Husband is the Liver & Wife the Kidney.
If the Liver Fails, the Kidney Fails.
If the Kidney Fails, the Liver manages with other Kidney.
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Jasper
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Kaash Aap SMS Hotay
Wife: Kaash Aap SMS Hotay,
Main Aapko Save Kar Leti.
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Husband: Kaash Tum Ringtone Hotin,
Main Her Hafte Change Karta. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Taha
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Name Slipped Off Mind
A Person Went to his Neighbour,
Where an Old Couple Lives.
He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still call her Wife with Cute Names like Sweety, Honey, Jasmine etc.
Man to the Old Man: It's sweet ... After 70 Years you still call your wife with such Cute Names.
The Old Man replied (Whispering): Her Name had Slipped off My Mind 10 Years Ago
&
I am Very Scared to Ask What It Is. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Taha
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Wife Ki Farmaishon Se Tang
Husband Wife Ki Farmaishon Se Tang Aa Khudkushi Karny Chala.
Wife: Kahan Chalay?
Husband: Khudhkushi Karne.
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Wife: Black Sarri To Dilatay Jao Tumhary Soag Main Pehnu Gi. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Fuzail
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Happiness Comes & Goes
A Man Was Asked To Explain This Saying:
Sorrow is Our Constant Companion,
Happiness Comes & Goes.
Man Said:
My Wife is Always With Me.
Her Friends Comes & Goes. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Irfan
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Kaali Mata Lagti Ho
Husband: Agar Tum India Main Hoti to Waha K Log Zaror Tumhari Pooja Karty.
Wife: Kya Mai Husan Ki Devi Jesi Lagti Hon?
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Husband: Nahi Yaar!
Kaali Mata Lagti Ho. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Rehan
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Start Wearing Earrings
A Man meets a Friend After a Long Time.
And Notices He is Wearing an Earrings.
"When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?"
Friend: Ever Since my Wife Found one in My Car!
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Funtoosh
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Marriage and 11:59 PM
What is the Similarity Between Marriage and 11:59 PM ?
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Think Again
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Ans:
Dono k Baad
Din Badal Jaate Hain. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Taha
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Aap Shadi Krna Chahte Hain?
Kia Aap Shadi Karna Chahte Hain?
Pehle Zara Ye Parh Lain!
1. Police Man:
Sub Mujhse Darte hain Aur Main Apni BV Se.
2. Mochi:
Main jutey ki Murammat karta Hon Aur BV Meri.
3. Teacher:
Main Class Main Musalsal Bolta Hon aur Ghar Main Sirf BV ki Sunta hon.
4. Officer:
Main office Main Afsar Hon Ghar main to Adna sa Mulazim hon.
5. Judge:
Main Court main Insaf karta Hon or Ghar main BV se Insaf ki Bheek Mangta hon.
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Dhump
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Comments Posted in Happy Marriage SMS at this Page:
naveed says:
( Tuesday, February 02, 2010 )
burhan says:( Tuesday, August 26, 2008 )
He + She = Love,
He + She + Love = Marriage,
He + S + L + M = Child,
He + S + L + M + C = Family,
He + S + L + M + C + F = Problem,
naveed says:
( Tuesday, February 02, 2010 )
Kaash Aap SMS Hotay
Wife: Kaash Aap SMS Hotay,
Main Aapko Save Kar Leti.
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Husband: Kaash Tum Ringtone Hotin,
Main Her Hafte Change Karta. :-)
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Taha says:
( Friday, December 25, 2009 )
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.. :-)
ovais says:
( Saturday, November 07, 2009 )
salam i m young boy i wan a frends n i m lonely in world
smarties says:
( Saturday, September 19, 2009 )
cool jokes i''m luvn it:) <3<3<3<3
Sanu says:
( Thursday, September 03, 2009 )
Sone ke time tension ko
saath le kar nahi sona chahiye
Lekin phir bhi log pata nahi kyun?
Apni Biwi ko apne saath
le kar sote hain!
muhammad irfan says:
( Thursday, July 16, 2009 )
nice sms dear very funny u r
Kandole Jimmy says:
( Saturday, May 23, 2009 )
I asked my dad when celebrating his 65th year in marriagge with our step mummy why they lasted up to now he told me because she was educated than him and secondly she talks well and slowly and always in english to who ever she meets or see's on the way.and thirdly patience.
imran says:
( Wednesday, May 06, 2009 )
very good website
asim says:
( Saturday, April 25, 2009 )
These r All very good
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