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Total SMS in Cool Jokes: 137
Total Members that contributed to Cool Jokes: 66
Total Comment posted in Cool Jokes: 131
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Cool Jokes was last updated on: 7/11/2010 8:34:48 AM
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Latest Cool Jokes:
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Honey Bee in United States
Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge?
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"USB" :-)
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By: DEEPAK
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Three Friends After Exam
Three Friends After Exam.
Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think that we 3 have Copied.
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By: DEEPAK
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Electrons Having Party
All the Electrons were Having a Party,
Just then the protons started attacking all the electrons.
Suddenly a superhero came in and saved all the electrons.
The electrons asked him who are you? The superhero replied,
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"Bond......Covalent Bond" :-)
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By: Ali Abbas
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Mother Of All Bad Habits
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits.
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But Ultimately She Is A Mother,
And We Should Respect Her. :-)
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By: Ali Abbas
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Implanted a Woman's Ear
A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a man:
Man: You idiot, You gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now I can hear everything but understand nothing. :-)
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By: faisal
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Diff b/w Men and Women
The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things.
While the women STUCK to shopping.
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By: Irfan
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Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai
Koi Bhi Cream Lagane Se Kuch Nahi Hota.
Sunder Banna Hai To Khoob Rootho,
Because.
Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai,
To Aur Bhi HASEEN Ho Jati Hai. :-)
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By: AsiM
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Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
A Man Knocks at the Door.
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
Boy: Bhootni K,
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya? :-)
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By: Funtoosh
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Bachee Phati Pawande
Sindhi Boy to his MOM
Amaan mon Raat Khuwab Ditho ta Muhnji Hik tang Zameen Te,
Be Aasman Te Hue.
Maa: Put Ehra Khuwab na Disando Kar
"Bachee Phati Pawande".
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By: Nawaz
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Start Wearing Earrings
A Man Meets a Friend After a Long Time...
And Noticed He is Wearing an Earrings.
"When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?"
FRIEND: Ever Since My Wife Found one in My Car.
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By: Irfan
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Comments Posted in Cool Jokes at this Page:
saith mashiyam says:
( Wednesday, July 21, 2010 )
my mobile no only for smart and good loaking boy 03343408527 mashyiam
saith raza says:
( Wednesday, July 21, 2010 )
hahahaha sab porane ha bhai
Esther says:
( Wednesday, July 14, 2010 )
I tnk those jokes ar rly mature.Snd in more.tnks
Bilal Chaudhry says:
( Monday, July 12, 2010 )
all the sms are new & very nice
b lal
sangeeta says:
( Thursday, June 24, 2010 )
these jokes are really good i really like all the jokes even i send these jokes to many of my frnds they also like it after read these jokes one can laugh fo a long time. i think everybody shld read these jokes jokes are the beast way to make ourself n others haapy now i can tell all these jokes to my frnds
Shamaila says:
( Monday, May 24, 2010 )
mazahuiya sms
Murad Ali Shah says:
( Monday, May 10, 2010 )
Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice jokes
Obiadullah says:
( Sunday, April 25, 2010 )
please send me some lovely sms for my girl friend
madhurima says:
( Sunday, April 18, 2010 )
Hathi aur chitin ka luv marriage ho gaya.....
bt...!!!
pehele hi din hathi mar gaya...
CHITIN boli:"HEY KHUDA..!!! EK HI DIN KA PYAAR MILA..,,,
AUR...,,,
SARI UMAR KABR KHODNE KA KAAM MILA...!!!!"
amir says:
( Saturday, April 17, 2010 )
nyc and cool jokes here and verry funny
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