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Total Members that contributed to Cool Jokes: 57
Total Comment posted in Cool Jokes: 114
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Dog Fell In Love With Cat
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog's Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :-)
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By: Dapper
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Why is Fire Brigade RED
Why is Fire Brigade RED in Color?
Ans:
Fire Brigade has a Ladder.
Ladder has Steps.
Steps have to be Climbed on Foot.
Foot is Measured by a Ruler.
Ruler can be a King or a Queen.
Queen of England is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship.
Ship Sails on Water.
Water has Fish.
Fish has Fins.
Fins are the people of Finland.
Finland's National Flag is RED.
SO a Fire Brigade is RED in Color.
Some Other Day I will Tell you Why Ambulance is White. ;-)
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By: Taha
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Burai Ka Badla Wafa Se
Pakeeza Jazba:
Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.
To
Jaan Lo,
K
Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :-)
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By: Funtoosh
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Love You So Much
Love You so so so so Much.
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Oh My Pakistan. :-)
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By: Dhump
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Bad Times of Your Life
For My Friends:
Only True Friends stand with You During Bad Times of Your Life...
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So I Promise that I will Attend Your Wedding. :-)
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By: Humbugg TheGreat
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Life be Filled with Roses
I Always pray for You that.
May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny
May your life be filled with Roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.
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By: Konvicted
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Pyar Krny Wala Dukh Dy
Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur
Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
To
Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna
k
Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor!
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By: Pieces
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Rishta Thukra Diya
Billi ne Choohey K Ghar Se Aaya Howa Rishta Thukra Diya.
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Wajah?
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Aap Kyon Tension Le Rahy Ho.
Ye Un k Ghar ka Masla Hai. :-)
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By: Funtoosh
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Best Error Message of Century
Best Error Message of Century!!!
An Error Shown by a Computer:
No Keyboard Connected,
Press F1 To Continue. :-)
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By: Dapper
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Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi
1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:
Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)
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By: Send Free SMS
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Comments Posted in Cool Jokes at this Page:
DAni says:
( Tuesday, January 26, 2010 )
sb bekar sms hain :@
hania says:
( Tuesday, December 29, 2009 )
owsum site..... yar but koi new jokes to laao. maine pehle b dekhe thay to jab b yehi jokes thay plz koi new jokes laayen....
Wasiq Ansari says:
( Friday, December 25, 2009 )
Roye Woh Jo Munkir Hain Shahdat-e-Hussain K,
Hum Zinda-o-Javaid Ka Matam Nahi Kartay.
Allama Iqbal
cool girl says:
( Sunday, December 20, 2009 )
once upon a time there was a girl in Oxford public School Hayatabad Peshawar in class five named Sana She was a Bitch.
kayla funilas says:
( Thursday, December 03, 2009 )
mom:hey son how can you stop barking our dog in our backyard?
son:thats easy!!! the answer is put it in your front yard!.
MUHAMMAD MAZHAR UL HAQ GUJJAR says:
( Saturday, November 07, 2009 )
,,~FOR ALL PAKISTANI ~,,
Tere Hyaat Ka Har Lmha Shadman Guzrey~,,
Bahaar Sjda Kare TU Jhaan Jhaan Guzrey~,,
Khuda Naseeb Kare Tuje ZINDGI Ki Har Khushi~,,
Tu Surkh Rooh Rhe Jab Koi Tera Imtehan Guzre~,,
,,~aaaaamin~,,
DUA GOH // M MAZHAR UL HAQ
naveed ahmed says:
( Sunday, October 18, 2009 )
hi man h r u ?
chandrashekhar says:
( Saturday, September 26, 2009 )
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Coockar ka Dhakkan says:
( Monday, September 14, 2009 )
Kya yaar mera ek bhi joke submit ni hota,
ye bhi koi joke hai Dhakkan?
Abdul Wahab says:
( Thursday, September 10, 2009 )
i''m wahab from Lahore,
a person who liks msging alot,
u can send me msg on my number which iz
03334893088
u r all welcome........
'''':mR WAHAB;"
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