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These are the SMS / Jokes on Jeo & Jeenay Do Zardari! within the SMS / Text Messages category of Funny SMS; No need to introduce Mr. Asif Ali Zardari, everyone knows he's President Of Pakistan. There are a lot of changings happened in his period of Presidency. Many of Pakistanis and other country people likes him and many dislikes. So now a days he's also uses as a Noun in SMS Messages. You can also Submit Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS Asif Ali Zardari SMS, benazir sms, musharaf sms, Nawaz sharif sms, Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS / Text Messages, geo aur jeenay do zardari, geenay do zardari.


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13 July 2009 se SMS Service ko F.I.A Cyber Crime Cell k Under main de diya gaya hai.

Aur Woh Har SMS ko chek kernegay. Jiske naam SIM hogi usi k naam pe FIR katay gi.

So Please Government k khilaaf koi bhi SMS send ya forward na karen. Be Careful and Never forget.

Is link pe ja kar aap News chek kar saktay hain.

www.bbc.co.uk/urdu/pakistan/2009/07/090713_syber_crime_nj.shtml


ISLAMABAD: The government announced on Sunday that sending indecent, provocative and ill-motivated stories and text messages through e-mails and mobile telephone Short Messaging Service (SMS) was an offence under the Cyber Crime Act (CCA) and its violators could be sent behind bars for 14 years.

An official announcement by the interior ministry said that the government was launching a campaign against circulation of what it called ill-motivated and concocted stories through emails and text messages against civilian leadership and security forces.

www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/sci-tech/16-punishment-for-indecent-sms-and-emails-hs-03


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    3) Click On First Link.
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