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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Future Of Our Country
    A Beautiful Statement Written Inside Men's Toilet:

    "The Future Of Our Country Is Now In Your Hand".. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • 3 Sardar Talking About Aids
    3 Sardar Talking About Aids..

    1st: Me To Condom K Bina Kerta Hun..

    2nd: Me To Ungli Me Bhi Condom Pehanta Hun..

    3rd Sardar: O Yaar Me To Bilkul Risk Nahi Leta, Parosi Se Kerwata Hun..

    Us Ki Baat Sun Ker Baki Dono Behosh Ho Gaye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • CRAZY THOUGHT
    **CRAZY THOUGHT**

    "Save Water,

    Take Bath

    With
    .
    Neighbour's Daughter." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Khubsurat Soch
    Ek Khubsurat Soch..

    Hamesha Samjhota Kerna Seekho..
    Q K Thora Sa Jhuk Jany Se Paise Ziada Milty Hen.
    .
    Aur Agar Ziyada Jhuko to
    Paise Aur Ziada Milty Hen..

    From:- William Nargis.. :-D
    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • King Size Filter
    E Dehati Red Dhoti Aur White
    Banyan me Ja Raha Tha..

    Kuch Larkiyon ne Dekha To Kaha:
    Oh "Red & White".
    .
    Dehati ne Dhoti Uthai Aur Bola:
    "King Size Filter".. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Kutty Se Barabri
    Husband:
    Shadi K Baad Zindagi Kutty K Jesi Ho Gai Hai..

    Wife:
    Kutty Se Barabri Mat Kero,
    Wo To Ek Ghanta Phansa K Rakhta Hai,
    Aur Tumhari To 5 Minute Me Hi Phat Jati Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Larki Rasty Se Ja Rahi Thi
    Ek Larki Rasty Se Ja Rahi Thi
    Achanak Side Se Ek Bike Tezi Me Nikli.

    Larki Chilla Ker Boli:
    "Oye Maare Ga Kiya.?"

    Larka Bike Rok Ker Bola:
    "Mood To Nahi Hai, Per
    Degi To Maar Lunga.." :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Polio Ki Khurak
    Ladka Aur Ladki Karne K
    Liye Hotel Me Kamra Book
    Karwane Pahunche..
    Ladka: Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye.

    Manager: Kis Liye.?
    Ladka: Madam Ko Polio Ki
    Khurak Deni Hai.

    Manager: Magar Ye To
    18 Saal Ki Hai.
    Ladka: Inhone Bachpan Me
    Dawa Pine K Baad Ulti
    Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa
    Niche Se Dalni Padegi. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Cross the Limit
    Amazing Similarity Between
    Love n Food..!!
    .
    .
    .
    If Cross the Limit
    The Result Is Vomiting.. :-)

    Jinko Samajh Aaya Wo Like Kero
    Baki Bache POGO Dekho.

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sote Waqt Saas ko
    Doctor: Kiya Taklif Hai??

    Patient: Sote Waqt Saas ko Lene me Taklif Hoti Hai.

    Doctor: Aaj se 10 Din Tak Sote Waqt Saas ko Nahi
    SaaLi ko Le K So.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
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