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Collection of Dirty Adult SMS Jokes - Naughty and dirty SMS Jokes, Dirty Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of dirty messages, we have taken a step to make latest & dirty sms & text messages collection that will be covering dirty sms text, dirty sms quotes and dirty sms poems.

Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Pen Drive
    Wife: Tumhen Piyar Kerna Nahi Ata..

    Husband: To Kiya Ye Bachy Internet Se Download Kiye Hen.?

    Wife: Nahi Ye To Tumhare Dost K Pen Drive Se Liye Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Crazy
    Ek Ladki ko English Bolne ka Craze Tha.

    Shadi ki 1st Night Use Pata
    Chala k Uske Pati ka Ek Pair Nahi Hai.

    Wo Ghar Aa k Apni Maa se Boli:
    Mom Me Ab Wahan Nahi Jaun Gi,
    Mere Husband ka Sirf Ek Foot hai.

    Maa Heran ho kee Chillai:
    Hey Bhagwan, Beti Aur Tuje Kitna Bada Chahiye?

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Girls Are Crazy
    Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things..

    1) Shopping
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    2) Cell Phone
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    3) Chocolates
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    4)_____ (Look Down)
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    Abay Gadhay Neechy Dekh.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Doodh ka Glass pi lo
    Maa: Beti Doodh ka Glass pi lo.
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    Beti: No Mama mujhe nai Pina
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    Maa: Beti agr doodh nai Pio gi to Bari kse hogi?
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    Beti: Maa Aapko b to Doodh Pasand nhi,
    phir b Aap Bari ho gai hen,
    Me b nhi piungi to Bari ho jaungi.
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    Maa: Achi Bachiyan
    Zid nhi krti,
    Agr meri achi Beti ho to Doodh Pilo
    warna me Tum se Khafa ho jaon gi.
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    Beti: OK Mama,
    Aap kehti hen to me Doodh pi
    leti hun..
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    Aur iss Tarha us ki Beti ne Doodh Pi lia..
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    Post End Tak Dhiyaan se Parhny Ka Shukriya.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Taango Ki Baat
    Me Ny Apni Puri Zindgi Izzat K Sath Guzari Hai.

    Aaj Tak Kisi K Agay Hath Nahi Phelaya,
    Haan Taango Ki Baat Alag Hai" :-D

    (Sunny Leon)
    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Dekha Hi Kiya Tha
    Ek Jawan Larka Mar Gaya,
    Uski Maa Roty Huwe Boli:
    Abhi Mere Bachay Ne Dekha Hi Kiya Tha?
    .
    Pados Ki Larki Kaan me Boli:
    Don’t Worry Aunty,
    Me Ne Sab Kuch Dikha Diya Tha. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Gandi Baaten
    Girl 1: Yaar Ye Larky Aapas
    me Kitni Gandi Baaten karte hen..
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    Girl 2: Kitni Gandi ?
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    Girl 3: Aray Jitni Hum Aapas me karte hen.
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    Girl 2: Haaaw Itni Gandi ?:-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Problem
    Boy: Khada Nahi Hota.
    Dr: R U Married.?
    Boy: No
    Dr: Muth.?
    Boy: No
    Dr: R U Visit Chakla?
    Boy: No
    Dr: Girlfriend??
    Boy: No
    Dr: To Phir Khada Ker K Kiya
    Pakistan Ka Jhanda Lagaye Ga. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Wedding Dress
    Pathan:
    Kal Hamara Shadi Hai..

    Sardar:
    Wah Yaar,
    Phir Kal Kiya Pehan Rahy Ho..??

    Pathan:
    Jo Jaldi Utar Jaye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Dukhi Shayri
    Ek Dukhi GF Ny Apny
    Bewafa BF K Liye Shayri Likhi.

    "Phoolon Ka Raja,
    Baharon Ka Shahzada..
    .
    "SEAL" Torr Ker Chala Gaya,
    Kutta Kamina Haramzada.. :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
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