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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Larki Rasty Se Ja Rahi Thi
    Ek Larki Rasty Se Ja Rahi Thi
    Achanak Side Se Ek Bike Tezi Me Nikli.

    Larki Chilla Ker Boli:
    "Oye Maare Ga Kiya.?"

    Larka Bike Rok Ker Bola:
    "Mood To Nahi Hai, Per
    Degi To Maar Lunga.." :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Polio Ki Khurak
    Ladka Aur Ladki Karne K
    Liye Hotel Me Kamra Book
    Karwane Pahunche..
    Ladka: Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye.

    Manager: Kis Liye.?
    Ladka: Madam Ko Polio Ki
    Khurak Deni Hai.

    Manager: Magar Ye To
    18 Saal Ki Hai.
    Ladka: Inhone Bachpan Me
    Dawa Pine K Baad Ulti
    Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa
    Niche Se Dalni Padegi. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Cross the Limit
    Amazing Similarity Between
    Love n Food..!!
    .
    .
    .
    If Cross the Limit
    The Result Is Vomiting.. :-)

    Jinko Samajh Aaya Wo Like Kero
    Baki Bache POGO Dekho.

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sote Waqt Saas ko
    Doctor: Kiya Taklif Hai??

    Patient: Sote Waqt Saas ko Lene me Taklif Hoti Hai.

    Doctor: Aaj se 10 Din Tak Sote Waqt Saas ko Nahi
    SaaLi ko Le K So.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • 16 Saal ki Umar
    16 Saal ki Umar me:
    Pehli Baar kiya to Khoon Aaya,
    .
    2 Baar kiya to Dard hua,
    .
    3 Baar kiya to Jalan Hui,
    .
    4 Baar kiya to Smoothly Hua..
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    .
    .
    .
    "Kamino SHAVING k
    Bary Me Bata Raha Hun" :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Jeans ki Zip
    Agar College ki Sari Girls
    Tumko hi Dekh Rahi Hon,
    Aur Sab Smile Bhi ker rahi Hon
    To Iska Matlab Ye Nahi Hai k
    Tum Hot Dude Lag Rahe ho..
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    BC Apni Jeans ki Zip Bhi
    Check Kerlo, Wo Bhi Khuli
    Ho Sakti Hai Aur
    "Ustad" Nazar Aa Sakta Hai.. :-D?

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • 14 Saal
    Jise Aane Me Lagte Hen 14 Saal
    Wah Wah..

    Abe Sun To Le

    Jise Aane Me Lagte Hen 14 Saal
    Wah Wah..

    Use Kehte Hen Jhaat K Baal.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Complaints
    A Man With 8 Children is Traveling By Train.
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    .
    A Lady Asked: "Are They Your Children?"
    .
    .
    Man: "No Madam!
    Actually I Am the Owner Of A
    Condom Company And They Are
    The Complaints Of My Customers." :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Dressing Style
    Always True..

    Larkiyon Ka Dressing Style
    Badal Gaya
    Lekin
    .
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    .
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    Paisay Rakhny Ki Jaga Nahi Badli.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Bina Kapron K
    Log Kapron K Style Per Na Jany Kitny Paisy
    Berbaad Kerty Hen..
    Jab K Zindagi K Sab Se
    Haseen Pal Bina Kapron K
    Guzarty Hen.. ;-)
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    Apna Bachpan Yaar..
    Jab Dekho Ghalat Baat Socho Gy..
    U Dirty Mind.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Dirty SMS / Jokes  Send To Mobile
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