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Total SMS in Urdu Funny SMS: 1123
Total Members that contributed to Urdu Funny SMS: 126
Total Comment posted in Urdu Funny SMS: 716
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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Balance Mil Gaya Hai Mujhe
Thanx Yaar,
Bohut Bohat Shukariya...
Balance mil Gaya Hai Mujhe.
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Ye Sub Baatein Kehny ka Moqa
Kab do Gey Zaalimon... :-)
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Rameez
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Ignore Mat Karna
Ignore Mat Karna:
0321-4818850
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30 NAIK or ACHI
Larkiyun ko Send Karen.
Aapko 30 Din k Andar 1 Achi
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"Bhabhi" Milay gi.
Its true. Try it
Cheating mat Karna Warna?
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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FIFA-2010 WAKA WAKA
Spread This Message....
Please Don't Listen The Song Of
FIFA-2010 "WAKA WAKA" by Shakira
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Kyun Ke Ye African Language Mai Hai,
Aap Ko Samajh Nahi Aye Ga.....
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Aik Zuban He Honi Chahiye
Kiray Daar(Maalik Makaan Se): Mai Is Mahine Ka Kiraya Adaa Nahi Kar Sakun ga.
Maalik Makaan: Aap ne Pichle Mahine Bhi Yehi Kaha Tha.
Kiraye Daar: Janab Insan ki Zuban Aik hi Honi Chahiye...
Aur Mai Apni Zuban pe Qaim Hun. :-)
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: malik
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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3 Cheezain Jab Khatam Hoti Hain
3 Cheezain Jab Khatam Hojati Hain
To Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai...
1. Muhabbat
2. Rishta
3. SMS Package :-(
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Sab Se Ziada Kitaben
Teacher:
Sab Se Ziada Kitaben Kis Musannif Ne Likhi Hain?
Student:
Sir! Khatam Shud Ne, Kyun K Har Kitab K Akhir Me
Isi Ka Naam Likha Hota Hai. :-)
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Machar Marne Ka Tareeqa
Machar Marne Ka jaded aur aasan tariqa
Cheeni aur lal mirch ka mixture machar ko dein
Mixture khatay he wo pani ki talash main niklega
Jaise he wo water tank k paas jaye usay dhaka de 2
Wo bheeg jayega aur khud ko dry karne k liye aag k paas jaye ga
Usi waqt aap aag mein bomb phenk dein
Wo buri tarhan zakhmi ho k hospital main admit ho jaye ga
Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar dein
Machar mar jaye ga.
Thanx ki zarorat nhe its my pleasure.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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Pepsi Nuqsan Deti Hai?
Teacher:
Batao Pepsi Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?
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Student:
Agar Koi Pila De To Faida,
Agar Pilani Pare To Nuqsan. :-)
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Insan Ki Kab Hat'ti Hai?
Insan Ki Sab Se Ziada
Kab Hat'ti Hai?
Guess Karo...
Nahi Pata?
Jab Koi Mehnga Tareen,
Genuine Mobile Le Kar Betha Ho,
Or
Koi Aa Kar Keh De.
"China" Ka Hai. :-)
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Every Girl's Poem
Every Girl's Poem:
Husband Mera Aisa ho,
Wallet me jiske paisa ho,
Lambi jiski height ho,
Gusse ka wo lite ho,
Jab Saas se meri Fight ho,
Kahe Jaanu tum hi Right ho.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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faisal says:
( Friday, July 02, 2010 )
hello how ar u all boys and girl.i want a life time friend any like do it.03214292110
Masti says:
( Sunday, June 13, 2010 )
1 addmi darwaze ke bahar bag le ke khara tha dosre addmi ne pucha bahi is bag me kea he pehle ne kaha tmne puchke behan ka rishta dena he
phir dosre ne pucha bahi is bag me eka he sne phir kaha kyun tmne behan ka rishta dena he ushe gussa chara aur wo uska bag le ke baag gea
wo abg le ke apne dost ke ghar puncha to uske dost ne pucha ke is bag me kea he to usne kaha kyun tmne puch kr behan ka rishta dena he lolz
prince sami says:
( Wednesday, June 02, 2010 )
hi sb thek ho na smajh nahin ata sb girls girls q karte hai hamesha,, un k baghari bhi zindagi guzar skati hai na
maan says:
( Friday, May 28, 2010 )
aap ka msg ma ne saare parh lia hain koi new msg save kare
muje 1 achi larki ki talash ja ek dost ki tarah mera nomber ye ha
03334279095
KOMAL says:
( Thursday, April 22, 2010 )
dil ki dhadkan ko dikhaya nahi jata,
mohabbat me lagi ko bujaya nahi jata.
laak juddai ho pyaar me phir bi
zindagi ka pehla pyaar bulaya nahi jaata
Tanuli says:
( Sunday, April 18, 2010 )
aAslamualaikm to all readers.kese hai?
Don Of The World says:
( Thursday, March 18, 2010 )
From the secretary of:
Don
& e-mail address is don_pakistan78@yahoo.com
DON of PAKISTAN says:
( Thursday, March 18, 2010 )
These are very good smses for girls & Boys. OK aya samj main G
Talha says:
( Wednesday, February 24, 2010 )
ap ki website per zada tar sms boring hotay ha lakin j achay hotay hain wo bohout achay hotay hain
IMAM says:
( Tuesday, January 26, 2010 )
GOOD MORNING
LOVE MORNING
OOTH MORNING
NAHI TO PARA GA TERE KO CHMAT MORNING.
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