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CONGRATULATIONS
Jo STUDENTS Pass ho gaye,
Unko CONGRATULATIONS..
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Jo STUDENTS Fail ho gaye,
Unko DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS.. :-0
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Qk Unki CLASS ME
NAYI LADKIYAN HONGI.. :-p :-D
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NOTE :
FAIL HONE ME KOI NUQSAN NAHI HOTA. :-D
Think Positive..
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Naila Soomro
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Celebrations
A Day Will Come ,,
When The Whole World Will
Celebrate;
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
BUT KEEP IN MIND,
APRIL FOOL Comes
Once A Year.. :-)
Congratulations..!
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Naghma Khan
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Unemployed Engineer
Funny #short_story
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
:):):)
That's intelligence
:):):)
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Shahnaz
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Ek Chinese Couple Ka Baby
Ek Chinese Couple Ka Baby Hua..
Nurse Jab Us Baby Ko Laai To
Parents Usay Dekh Ker Heran Reh Gaye
QK Wo
Bohat Piyara, Healthy,
Aur Bohat Kala Baby Boy Tha.
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Nurse:
"Congratulations, Aap Is Baby Ka Kiya Naam Rakhen Gy.??"
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Baap Foran Bola:
Hum Is Ka Naam "Sum Thing Wrong"
Rakhen Gy.. :-D
Hahhaha
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Sumaira Malik
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Jo STUDENTS Fail ho Gaye Unko
Jo STUDENTS Pass ho Gaye Unko
CONGRATULATIONS ...
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Jo STUDENTS Fail ho Gaye Unko
DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS ..
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QK Unki CLASS Me NAYI LADKIYAN
HONGI....:-p
NOTE :
FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NAHI HOTA..:-)
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Husnain Nawaz
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1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In Th
1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In The Morning?
2.Does A Book Work As A Sleeping Pill?
3.Attend Classes Only For Attendance?
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4.See The Calendar For Holidays ?
5.Cell In Place Of A Pen ?
If The Above Is Happening With U..
Congratulations!
U R A Perfect Student... ;->
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AsiM
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1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in th
1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?
2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
3.Attend classes only for attendance?
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4.see the calendar for holidays ?
5.cell in place of a pen ?
If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!
U r a perfect student ;-)
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musarat
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Chai pakorra
Read it fast:-
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Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
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Congratulations!
U have qualified to get a job at railway station
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musarat
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Joota Maar K Geo
Congratulations!!!
Nimrood Aur Bush K Baad Ab Joota Khaya President of Pakistan Asif Ali Zardari Ne.
Jo Kaam 17 Crore Pakistani Awam Nahi Kar Saki.
Woh Ek U.K resident Pakistani ne Kar Dala.
Shabash.
Joota Maar K Geo.
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Dapper
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Sabse Ziyada Milk Produce
Congratulations...
Pakistan Ziyada Milk Produce Karnay Walay Mumalik
Main 5th Position Se 1st Position Par Aa Gaya Hai.
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Jee.
Sania Mirza Ki Waja Se. :-)
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AsiM
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Moin-Jo-Darro Ki Takhti
Congratulations!
Moin-Jo-Darro Main Paai Jany Wali
Takhti Ki Ibaarat 600 Saal Baad Par Li Gai Hai.
Us Par Likha Hai.
"Ashiq Majboor Aa, Bhaly Kedho B Kandhar Hujy" :-)
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Funtoosh
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1st Fool of 2010
Please open this After 3 Days at Thursday.
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I know u can't wait.
So Congratulations.
You are a 1st Fool of 2010.
April Fool in Advance.
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Rehan
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Happy Strike Year 2010
Congratulations People of Pakistan!
We are the Only Nation in the World.
Who'll gonna Start New Year with a Strike.
So I'm Sure that I'm the 1st to Wish You.
Happy Strike Year 2010.
Nice Na?
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SMS Guru
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It's Just Beginning
Congratulations!
You may think It's over.
But, It's Just Beginning.
Enjoy the journey with your new little one,
It will be a Great Ride. :-)
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Funtoosh
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