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Latest Basant SMS related sms/jokes:

  • Pathan Ka Lucky Day
    Ek Admi Ne Pathan Se Pucha:
    "App Ka Lucky Day Kon Sa Hai.?"
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    Pathan: Basant, Jub Sary Bache Chat Pe Hote Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Film Sholay
    Pati- Patni Film Sholay dekh kar
    Ghar aaye to Pati ne
    Romantic Mood me Patni se kaha:

    "Nach Basanti Nach"
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    Tabhi Unka Chota Beta bola:

    "Is Kutte k Samne Mat Nachna Mummy"..;-p ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mobile se Mazak Nahi
    Gabbar: Thaakur Ye Mobile Mujhy de de..

    Thaakur: Dekh Yaar Hath-Pair ki Mazak Theek Hai,
    Mobile se Mazak Nahi,
    Facebook Chalu hai aur
    Basanti Online Hai..;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Vampire ki Aulaad
    GABBAR: Aaj Me ne Basanti ko Nahate huwe dekha..
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    VIRU: Kutte , Kamine
    Me Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga
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    GABBAR: Aray O Vampire ki Aulaad,
    Me Naha Raha Tha aur
    Basanti Baaju se Ja rahi thi... :-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Kutton k Samny Mat Nachna
    Sardar Apny Kutty k sath Film "Sholay" Dekhny Gaya..

    Hero: Basanti, in kutton k Samny Mat Nachna.

    Sardar Ghusse se Khara Ho Gaya Aur Bola:

    Kutty ki Bhi Ticket Li Hui Hai,
    Tumhara To Baap Bhi Dance Kery Ga...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ek Christian Ny Eid
    Ek Christian ny Eid-ul-Fitar Josh 0 Jazby se Manai..
    .
    Ek Hindu ny Eid-ul-Azha pe Bakra Qurban kiya..
    .
    Ek Yahudi ny Ramzan ka Roza Rakha..


    Kiya Aap ny Kabhi Aisa Suna??

    Nahi Na??

    To Ye Kiya Hai?

    Musalmano ny Valentine Day Josh se Manaya.
    .
    New Year Manaya.
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    April Fool Manaya.
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    Basant Manai.
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    FM 91 pe Raakhi Bandhny ki Taqreeb.
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    Kitny Sharam ki Baat hai?

    Phir Hum Allah se Gila kerty hen k Zalzaly aur Selab Hum pe Q Aaty hen??

    Are We Muslims?

    Can We Claim to be Ummati of Holi Prophet(P.B.U.H)?

    Think About It
    Is It Right?

    If U Think This Msg may Work Plz Fwd it to UR Contacts..


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Modern Basanti
    Old Dharmedar to Modern Basanti...

    Dharmendar : Basanti, In Kutton k Samny Mat nachna.

    Basanti : Excuse Me, Who the Hell r u 2 order me like this?

    U Stupid guy using abusive language. U bloody fool,

    Hanging in the rusty chain with so obnoxious smell coming from ur body.

    U keep ur mouth Shut...

    Nonsense!

    Hay Gabbar !

    Play The Music Man..:-P :-D


  By: Rabia Naz   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Gabbar To Thakur
    Gabbar : Ye Haath Mujhy de de Thakur.


    Thakur : Lele! Mere haath le le,

    Basanti k bhi lele,

    Jay Veeru k bhi lele,

    Octopus Ban ja Kaminay..


    Gabbar : Tu To Emotional ho gaya Paglay...;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • FILMI SHAIRI * Agar Ho Bemar To Dhond
    FILMI SHAIRI

    * Agar Ho Bemar To Dhondo Chemist,
    My Name Z Khan & I M Not A Terorist

    * Raat K 2 Bjy Baji Ghar Ki Bell…
    Mein Ne Gate Khola To Choukidar Bola…
    All Z Well, All Z Well

    * Karna Parta Hai Apny Kharchun Pe Qabu,
    1 Chutki Sindur Ki Qemat Tm Kya Janu Mahesh Babu :->

    * Call Krny Se Pehly Balance Janchna,
    Basanti, In Kuttun K Samny Mt Nachna!

    * Tum Bin Kesy Yun G Payenge,
    Ayenge, Mere Karan Arjun Ayenge! =P


  By: musarat   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Beemar to Dhoond lo Chemist
    Agar ho Beemar to Dhoond lo Chemist,
    My name is Khan and I'm not a terrorist.
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    Apne karcho per krna parta hai kabu,
    Aik chutki sindur ki qeemat tum kia jano Ramesh babu.
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    Call krne sy pehle balance jaanchna,
    Basanti in kutton k saamney mat nachna.


  By: Shayare Maghrib   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
    Gabbar:
    Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

    Viru:
    Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

    Gabbar:
    Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.


  By: musarat   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Basanti Ko Nahaty Dekha
    Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha!

    Veeru: Kuttey Kaminey! Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga.




    Gabbar: Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Yaar ye baat nahi hai
    Yaar ye baat nahi hai, Sab logon ki apni apni majboriyan hoti hain,
    Latif se kaha bhi tha k Uzba k rishtay ki baat kary lekin mehngai itni ho gai hai k Dil nahi lagta.
    Aur phir iska woh taste nahi hai jo America ne Iran k sath muahida kya woh to do ghantay se uper kabhi nasrin k ghar paan khany gaye to rastay main unki larrai hogai,
    Phir itni barish hui k Basant cancel ho gai isi wajah se Judge bahal huye, Tabhi to Time aagay hua.

    Jab samajh nahi aa raha hai to Parhny ki Zaroorat kya thi? :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   In: Basant SMS  Send To Mobile