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Jaldi munh kholo



Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Arey itna bada Munh mein kaise dalongi?

Boy: Dhire se le lena
After a while.

Girl: Saare kapdey giley ho jaayenge
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh Gol Gappy tum hi khao.



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