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300 Rupy Kilo Tamatar



Sardar: O Yaar Ab Kesi Tabyat Hai Tumhari.??

Pathan: Yara Doctor Ny Kaha Tha Tumhary Jism Me Khoon Ki Kami Hai
Tum Tamatar Khao, Magar 300 Rupy Kilo Tamatar Ka Sun Ker To
Hamara Baki Ka Khoon Bhi Khushk Ho Gaya Hai.. :-D

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