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One More Chance



Pakistani Soldiers Capture An Indian Captain,
They Gave Him A Dice & Said:
If U Get 1,2,3,4,5,We Will Kill U,,,

Indian Asked: Aur Agar 6 Aaya To.?

Soldiers: LUDO Nahi Kheli Kiya.??
Phir Se Chance Milega.. :-D

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