DoorAndeshi
DoorAndeshi..
Party Me Dost Pathan Se: Yaar Ye Kiya?
Pehly Tum Ny Daal Chawal Khaye Phir Badam Ka Halwa Khaya
Aur Ab Phir Daal Chawal Kha Rahy Ho..??
Pathan: Yara Mosam Bara Kharab Chal Raha Hai.
Agar Mujhy "Ulti" Hui To Daal Chawal Bahar Aaengy,
Aur Agar "Motion" Lagy To Bhi Daal Chawal Bahar Aaengy,,
Badam Ka Halwa "Beech" Me Ek Dam "SAFE" Rahy Ga.. :-D
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