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Aurat



Aurat K Nazdeek Duniya Ki Sab Se

Hygienic Cheez Us Ka Dupatta Hota Hai

Jis Se Wo Dhuli Hui Plate Ko Bhi

Ek Dafa Saaf Ker Leti Hai..

Aur Chamchay Ko To Apny Angoothay Se Hi Paak Ker Leti Hai..

Asal Me Safai Ka Rujhaan

Allah Paak Ny Aurat Ki "Mitti" Me Goondh Rakha Hai.. :-D



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