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Funny Tips..

* Dost Hamesha Badsoorat Banaen,
Ta K Selfi Lety Waqt Aap Hi Piyary Lagen..

* Chahy Jitny Marzi DAM Bana Lo
Magar Wo Teesri Class Wala Kawwa Piyasa Hi Rahy Ga..

* Jab Kisi Se Mohabbat Hony Lagy To Sadqa Diya Karen,
Mohabbat Hogi To Mil Jayegi, Bala Hogi To Tall Jayegi..

* Mard Ko Mohabbat Us Aurat Se Hoti Hai Jo Uski Baat Puri Tawajja Se Sunti Hai,
Aur Shadi Us Aurat Se Ho Jati Hai Jo Uski Ek Nahi Sunti..

* Agar "Heer Ranjha" Aaj Kal K Daur Me Hoty To,
Ranjhy Ny "Easy Load" K Chakron Me Hi Kangal Ho Jana Tha..

* Nasihat Kisy Karen Sahib,
Yahan To Her Shakhs Kehta Hai "Mennu Pata Hai"..

* Ek Sawal Ka Jawab Chahiye,
Agar Nikah K Liye Gawah Na Mily To
Kiya Watan Ki Mitti Gawah Ho Sakti Hai..?

:-D :-) Hahaha



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