Little Girl And A Cop
There Is A Little Girl On A Bike And A Cop On A Horse.
Cop: Did You Get That Bike From Santa?
Girl: Yes.
Cop: Next Year Ask Santa For Some Reflectors
"The Cop Gave Her A $5 Fine"
Girl: Hey Cop, Did Santa Get You That Horse For Christmas?
Cop: Yes.
Girl: Tell Santa Next Year
Put The Dick On The Bottom Of The Horse, Not The Top.
HAHAHAHA
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