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1 Zoo Me Ek Tota



1 Zoo Me Ek Tota
English, Urdu Aur Punjabi Bol Sakta Tha..

Ek Admi Ne 3 Zubaney Check Karny K Liye Us Se Pucha:
Who R U ?
Tota: I Am Parrot.

Admi: Tum Kon Ho?
Tota: Me Tota Hun.

Admi: Tu Kon Aen?
Tota Ghusse Me: Teri Behan Da Yaar,
Saleya Tennu Ik Wari Das Te Ditta K Me Tota Waan.. :-D

Hhahaha



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