Mujhy Khana Dedo
Faqeer: Mujhy Khana Dedo.
Admi: Me Tuhen Sharab Dunga.
Faqeer: Me Sharabi Nahi, Mujhy Khana Do.
Admi: Ye Cigarette Lelo.
Faqeer: Me Nahi Pita, Mujhy Khana Do.
Admi: Chalo Race Lagaty Hen.
Faqeer: Me Juwa Nahi Khelta.
Admi: Me Tumhen GF Deta Hun.
Faqeer: Nahi Me Apni Bivi Se Piyar Kerta Hun.
Admi: Theek Hai Me Tumhen Khana Dunga
Magar Pehly Tum Mere Ghar Chalo.
Faqeer: Kyun.??
Admi: Me Apni Wife Ko
Dikhana Chahta Hun K Jo Log
Sharab, Cigarette Nahi Pity,
Juwa Nahi Khelty Aur Sirf
Apni Bivi Se Piyar Kerty Hen
Un ka Kiya Haal Hota Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
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