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Garam Masala



A Colgate's Salesman Comes On Pathan's Door.

Salesman: Kiya Aap K Toothpaste Me Namak Hai.??

Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Aaj Namak Puchta Hai,
Kal Boly Ga Aap K Toothpaste
Me Garam Masala Hai.. :-D

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