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Body From McDonald



Boy: Is Your Body From McDonald??

Girl: Q Kiya Tumhen Me Achi Lagti Hun..

Boy: Abay Kamini Zyada Itra Mat,
Teri Body Bohat Greasy & Fat Hai.. :-D

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