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Laal Qila Laal Q Hai



Sardar Aur Uski GF Park Me Bethy Thy..

GF: Ye Laal Qila Laal Q Hai??

Sardar Mazak Me:
QK Rajnikant Ny Paan Kha Ker Us Per Pichkari Maari Thi..
Aur
Ab Myjh se Ye Mat Puchna K
Taj Mahal Sufaid Q Hai.. :-D

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