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1. Sunday & I wanna njoy  By: Munna Bhai
   Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna Enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you ...


2. Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho  By: Nooman
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5. Nasha har gam ko  By: asin
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7. Two Wheelers  By: ramesh
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8. Mein Chashma laga k  By: Munna Bhai
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   Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the. Woh ky...


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    Manager: When do u buy this scooty. Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at nigh...


13. 500-year-old Statue  By: Master Mind
    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it wa...


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