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Pathan Ny 3 Logon Ko Truck K Nichy Daba Diya.

Judge: Jab Tum Nashy Me
Bhi Nahi Thy To Tum Ny Aisa Q Kiya??

Pathan: Zong Walon Ki Waja Se

Judge: Kiya Matlab??

Pathan: Unhon Ny Kaha Tha K
Is Offer Ko Hasil Kerny K
Liye 3 Dabaen.. :-D

Hhahaha



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