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Nilami



Ek Car Ki Nilami Ho Rahi Thi.
10 Lakh,
20 Lakh,
30 Lakh,

Pappu: Is Khatara Me Aisi Kiya Khas Baat Hai??

Car Wala: Is K Ab Tak 10 Accident Ho Chuke Hen,
Aur Her Baar Bivi Hi marti Hai.

Pappu: Is Ki Maa Ki Aankh,
Meri Taraf Se 1 Crore. :-D

Hahhaha



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