Late Shadi
Wife: Meri Shadi To Parhai Ki Waja Se Late Hui,
Aapki Shadi Q Itni Late Hui.??
Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se
Wife: Kiya Matlab.?
Husband: Sadqay Se Her Bala Door Ho Jati Hai,
Aur Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha.
Bus Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Na De Paya
To Meri Tum Se Shadi Ho Gai.. :-) :-D
Hahhaha
Send To Mobile
<<< Read Previous |
Read Next >>>
Submit Your Comments:
Related SMS to "Late Shadi"
- Package By: Naila Soomro
Bivi: Jannat Me Mardon Ko Hooren Milen Gi Magar Aurton Ko Kiya Mily Ga.. . . Shoher: Kuch Nahi, Y...
- Sharafat By: Haya Ali
Pappu: Mamma Papa Bohat Sharif Hen.. Mom: Acha Tumhen Kese Pata.? Pappu: Wo Jab Bhi Meri Teacher ...
- Wade By: Sumaira Malik
Wife: Ab ki Baar Tumhen Job na Mili To Me Maeke Chali Jaun gi.. . Husband Thandi Aah Bhar ker: Wad...
- Chat on FB & Whatsapp By: Naghma Khan
Difference Between Chat on FB & Whatsapp.. On "WhatsApp...": Wife: Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho.? Husband:...
- Moonchen By: Husnain Nawaz
Q: Ek Shoher Ko Sab Se Ziyada Insult Feel Kab Hoti Hai?? Ans: Jab Us Ki Moonchen To Cockroach Se...
- Shadi Se Pehly By: Haya Ali
Wife: Kiya Aap Ny Shadi Se Pehly Kisi Aur se Piyar Kiya Tha.?? Husband: Nahi Janu Meri Pehli Aur...
- Shadi Se Pehly By: Raheel Ahmed
Wife: Shadi Se Pehly To Aap Mujh Per Bohat Sher Kehty Thy Ab Kiya Hua.?? Husband: Ab Wo Waqt Nahi ...
- Sar Dard By: Maha Abro
Begam: Kyun G, Me Jab Bhi Aap K Pass Aati Hun To Aap Chashma Q Laga Lete Ho.?? Shoher: QK Doctor...
- Papa Bohat Shareef Hen By: Naghma Khan
Pappu: Mummy Aap Theek Kehti Ho Papa Bohat Shareef Hen.. Mummy: Aap Ko Kese Pata Chala.?? Pappu...
- Mummy Papa And Son By: Naila Soomro
Papa Piyar Se: Mera Beta Kiya Khayega?? Son: Kuch Nahi.. Papa: Juice Pi Lo Son: Nahi Papa: Doodh ...
- Tameez Wali By: Maha Abro
Damaad: Aap Ki Beti Bohat Badtameez Hai. Saas: Theek Kehty Ho Beta, Agar Wo Tameez Wali Hoti To ...
- Shadi Se Pehly By: Maha Abro
Shadi Se Pehly Suna Tha K Larki Acha Pakana Janti Hai.. Ye To Ab Pata Chala K Wo Khana Nahi Balk...
- Jawab By: Haya Ali
Papa: Kesa Hua Paper.?? Pappu: Kuch Nahi Likha.. Papa Ghusse Se: Q Nahi Likha.?? Pappu: Papa Aap...
- Ek Azeem Tehreer By: Naghma Khan
Husband Ki T-Shirt Per Likhi Hui Ek Azeem Tehreer.. "Tamam Aurten Chudail Hoti Hen, Magar Meri Bi...
- Same Problem By: Naila Soomro
Wife: Jab Tum Sharab Peety Ho To Bohat Buray Lagty Ho.. Husband Khush Ho Ker: Haath Mila, Jab ...
