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Late Shadi



Wife: Meri Shadi To Parhai Ki Waja Se Late Hui,
Aapki Shadi Q Itni Late Hui.??

Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se

Wife: Kiya Matlab.?

Husband: Sadqay Se Her Bala Door Ho Jati Hai,
Aur Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha.
Bus Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Na De Paya
To Meri Tum Se Shadi Ho Gai.. :-) :-D

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