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Jaan Bacha Ker



Santa Afsurda Betha Hua Tha..

Banta: Kiya Hua.?

Santa: Kal Meny Ek Larki Ko
Kaha K Me Aapke Piyar
Me Pagal Hun To Us Ny
2 Banday Bula Liye Mujhy
Pagal Khany Pohchany K Liye.
Bari Mushkil Se Jaan Bacha
Ker Bhaga Hun.. :-( :-D

Hahhaha



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