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Newton Ki Waja Se



Mummy: Kamray Ka Kiya Haal Banaya Hua Hai,
Sara Saman Farsh Per Para Hai..

Pappu: Newton Ki Waja Se..

Mummy: Kiya Matlab.??

Pappu: Mummy Agar Newton
Gravity Deryaft Na Kerta
To Ye Saman Nichy Na Girta.. ;-) :-D

Hhahaha



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